Good Morning...Friends...
Gonna be a cool day... but we got warm weather coming on....
Spring is in the air......
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Scrambled eggs and ham, with a muffen...no less..
Just to make Petewete hungry.....
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Spring is near...Time to break out the Grill.....
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I know the feeling.....
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Don't get the pig feet muddy.....
messes up the Bacon.....
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Oh, MY....I don't know what to say.....
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Is that a MOP, Lady??
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Are you comfortable yet??
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Bad to tha bone.......
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Easy there Goat.....
He bites, don't he......
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Now, if I had a camper like this...
I would just travel all over......WOW...
Probably couldn't afford the fuel.....
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~~ News...A man from West Virginia was arrested.... for planting explosives in his yard to scare away cats.
He's facing three charges of being from West Virginia. ☼
~~ Apparently, as a result of last Friday's earthquake...
Japan is now 13 feet closer to the United States and two
feet lower in elevation.
There has got to be a vertically-challenged joke here
somewhere...
Anyone...?
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~~ what do you get when you play a godzilla movie
Backwards?
A giant lizard that helps build a city and then moonwalks
into the sea.
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~~ New odds of building a nuclear powerplant inthe US....
According to Las Vegas they are better than finding
baracks birth certificate
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~~ How bad was Charlie Sheen's drug habit?
Enough to kill 2 1/2 men!!
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~~ President Obama and the First Lady...
attended a parent-teacher conference.
Obama didn't look too happy as they left.
Apparently, Joe Biden is being held back a grade.
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~~ While creating husbands,
God promised women that good and ideal husbands would
be found in all corners of the world.
.... and then he made the earth round.
That God, he's such a joker.......
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~~ A woman visited a psychic of some local repute.
In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid
out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news:
"There is no easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt:
Prepare yourself to be a widow.
Your husband will die a violent death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face,
then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know.
She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice and
asked, "Will I get away with it?"
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~~ A lot of people have gone through life's revolving door
on another person's push.
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~~ Police Lines.....
"Take your hands off the car, or I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."
"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
"Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second?
In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a
9 mm bullet fired from my gun."
"So you don't know how fast you were going.
I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket,
huh?"
"Fair? You want me to be fair?
Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides,
eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."
"Yeah, we have a quota.
Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
"Just how big were those two beers?"
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Todays Thought: Experience is a wonderful thing.... It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Rae's Trivia.... Nüwa----------
In Chinese mythology, Nüwa is a figure variously described as a creator deity or a repairer of heaven and Earth, especially after a calamity.... Nüwa is said to have created mankind by fashioning individuals out of clay.
When the process became too arduous, she began to simply flick bits of clay off the end of a rope.
These differing methods of creation have been used to explain the distinction between nobles and commoners.
Spring is in the air here too Gus just cant wait!! C
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