Kinda warm this morning..... I'm reading 53º right now...
calling for showers...
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My dwarf Plum tree is blooming already....
I hope the frost don't get to it...
Would like some plums.....
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Make you hungry...Pete??
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He said them burgers sure looks good...
He wants one.......
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Just hold on..... just a few more miles....
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Get off my puter....Dummy!!
Go to bed....
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What a sleep position....
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You can't pass the test...Dummy....
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No...turn it on Hal.....
I wannt see him go round and round!!
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Wow...I bet.....
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Damn... I was Hoping......
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Keep comming out with better stuff...
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Well.... I'll leave you now....
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~~ After a day of listening to my eighth graders exchange gossip, I decided to quote Mark Twain to them: "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
After considering my words, one of my students asked, "What does it mean to remove all doubt?"
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~~ Looking over the job listings on The Home Depot
website, I noticed one with a highly peculiar job description:
"On rare occasions there may be a need to move or lift light
articles.
Examples include executive assistant, bank loan officer
and accounting clerk."
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~~ While attending an open house,
my wife was taken with the home’s modern features,
especially the central vacuum system installed within the
walls.
But she had a practical question:
"What do you do when all the walls fill up?"
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~~ Inspector and Murphy are investigating 3 dead bodies.
Murphy says "Why are they all smiling?"
Inspector says "I'll Explain"
"First one is Jamie, he won the lottery, so to celebrate, he
drank, but his drink was poisioned.
Therefore thats why he was smiling"
Number two.. This is Gus.
Gus was at a football match when his team scored,
he jumped so high, that he hit his head on a bar, and
suffered a severe head injury and died, and thats why
he was smiling"
"What about this one?" says Murphy
"Ahhh, thats Pete.
He was walking down the park when lightening struck!
Pete thought he was having his picture taken!
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~~ I went to the doctors about my persistant farting.
The Doctor examined me for a while.
He then walked out of the room and returned with a long
pole with a metal hook on the end!
In a panic, I said, "What you going to do with that?"
Doctor replied, "I'm going to open a window,
it stinks in here!"
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~~ If you sing while playing baseball, you won't get a good
pitch.
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~~ WD-40 was invented to get US president William
Howard Taft out of the white house bathtub that he was
stuck in.
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~~ I was on the bus the other day and this little boy was
running up and down.
His mother then shouted "stop that, sit down".
He replied "no"
She then said "do you want me to go to jail?!"
To which the boy said "I don't care"
The mother then said "because if you don't behave they'll
put me there"
"No they won't" he snapped back.
She then said "they will when I kill you"!!
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~~ "That's a great place to work!" shouted my
16-year-old brother after coming home from the first day at
his first job. "I get two weeks' paid vacation."
"I'm so glad," said my mother.
"Yeah," he added. "I can't wait to find out where they send
me."
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Todays Thought: "As soon as we abandon our own reason, and are content to rely upon authority,
there is no end to our troubles."
Rae's Trivia.... Where was Snoopy born? In Charles Schulz's popular "Peanuts" comic strip,
Snoopy was born at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm.
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