Good Morning, Everyone....
Did you reset your clocks?
We're having a great weekend, weather wise...
I'm reading 56º right now....
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Breakfast bacon cheeseburger??
No thanks... If I ate one of these I would have to go
To the Hospital for a "Roto-Rooter"..Root job.
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All this meat in this sandwich would make me
6-8 sandwiches...
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Sorta...kinda!
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No... She will eat us out of house and home....
I know. I know....will cost us peanuts...
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She's waiting for breakfast to be delivered....
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She's licking her chops.....
Getting ready to ponce!!
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Party time??
Pete...bet they would be good hunting dogs??
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Whats with you??
Giving up.....
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My house is next.....Bubbles!.... but don't tell "Witchy"...
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I'll leave on this cool truck.....
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~~ One day Count Dracula is walking down the street when suddenly 10 tons of smoked salmon sandwiches, sausage rolls, chicken wings, chipolatas, tomato salad, pizza slices and crisps fall on him from a great height and crush him to the ground."Oh no!" he gasps with his dying breath,
"It's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!" ☼
~~ A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his
head.
"Are you a ghost?" asked his friends.
"No, I'm an unmade bed!"
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~~ The morning rush would be somewhat eliminated if
people realized that coffee cools quicker if put on ten
minutes earlier.
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~~ "According to a report by the World Energy Experts,
North Korea is so short of electricity that the whole country
switches off at 9 o'clock.
The electricity is shut off at 9.
So it's a country where few people speak English,
they have power outages all the time,
they're ruled by a funny looking guy with a strange accent.
It's like California without the traffic." --Jay Leno
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~~ My parents took great pride in creating wonderful
Halloween costumes for my brother and me.
One year they made us cloth- covered wire-frame pumpkin
suits.
As our family size increased, there was less time for
creativity and the pumpkin suits were recycled for a number
of years.
Finally my brother and I refused to go out as pumpkins one
more time.
My mother grabbed two green garbage bags,
cut the appropriate holes and pulled them on over the wire
frames.
"There," she said. "Now you're squash!"
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~~ My husband, who drives a cab, pulled up at the local
pump and spotted a large scarecrow with a sign:
$3 with fill-up.
Surprised at the low price, he handed the cashier an extra
$3 and pointed to the scarecrow.
“I'll have one of those, too,” he said.
He drove home and put the new decoration on our lawn.
Soon after, the cab company phoned.
“The gas station called,” the dispatcher said.
“You have to return the scarecrow.
It was the pumpkins underneath that cost $3.”
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~~ Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
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~~ A hesitant driver, waiting for traffic to clear,
came to a complete stop on the freeway ramp.
Shortly, the traffic thinned out but the driver still waited.
Finally a furious voice from the vehicle behind him cried,
"Hey, you jerk!
The sign says 'Yield', not surrender!"
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~~ On Halloween night, my five-year-old daughter
hesitated on the front walk of one home...
a man was sitting on the porch dressed up like an ogre.
Just then a woman came outside with a cup of coffee.
Emily happily ran up their walk, calling back to me,
"It's okay, Mom, he has a mother!"
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~~ There is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth
Thursday on November where no one diets.
I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
~Erma Bombeck~
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~~ Wanna know what scares me? ..................
A crying woman walking into a sports bar with a harpoon gun.
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Todays thought: When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.
Rae's Trivia.....How do all those babies fit in mama 'possum's pouch?
When baby opossum are born, they are so small that an entire litter can fit in a tablespoon. They live inside their mother's pouch for three months before climbing out and riding on her back.
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