#1220

 Good Morning, Neighbors.. Ready for a great weekend??
Don't forget to set clocks ahead one hour...
Sunday morning..Day light savings...
I usually forget then I'm an hour late on Monday...
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Pretty Park in Sanford, Fla.

On the waterfront....

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Some cheap "BUG Sushi" for breakfast??

I'm not hungry....Thank you....

Help your self....Petewete!

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All I can think of ; Sweet Dreams......

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How about this guy??

A Marcedes desk....

He's up there, Huh?

Pete, has a Pacer desk...

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Super Dog...?

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Looks kinda funny.....

When he swollows that leaf...

it takes 15 minutes to reach the tummy....

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I think you been in that cheap Sushi......

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There...no one's gonna steal my bike...

Of course it'll take me 20 minutes to free it,

so I can ride....

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This is a no-no....

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After he drinks them...he don't care if it's cured or not....

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Packed and on my way......

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~~ A friend said: People sometimes have difficulty with my surname, Iftody.

I once joked with a clerk on the phone, saying my name was easier to remember than "Iftomorrow."
When the package I had ordered arrived at the post office, they had no problem in identifying it as mine.
It was addressed to Ms. Yesterday.

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~~ A young grade school teacher had just handed out
report cards and awards to a class of obstreperous brats,
and sent them off to their summer vacations.
Now she leaned back in her chair and sighed,
"I guess teaching school is pretty much like having a baby.
Each takes nine months, and the last week is the worst!"

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~~ A man calls his family doctor:
Man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that
she was a rabbit.
Doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help.
Man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.

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~~ I used to have an hour glass figure, but the sand shifted.

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~~ "You wouldn't believe my bad luck,"
a burglar tells his friend.
"I broke into a lawyer's house last night, and he caught me.
He let me go but told me never to steal again."
"He let you go?...l. Why's that bad luck?" asks the friend.
"He charged me $500 for the advice."

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~~ Concerned about his son's future, a man decided
to test the youngster.
He put the lad in a room with only a Bible,
an apple, and a five-dollar gold piece.
If the boy sat down and read the Bible, a career in
the ministry would be indicated.
The boy would become a farmer if he ate the apple.
A banking career would be suggested if the boy
toyed with the money.
The boy was brought in.
Sitting on the Bible, he chewed on the apple.
After mulling it over, he put the coin in his pocket.
The man smiled. His son would be a politician!"

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~~ One's place in Boston was defined by one's class
at 'Hahvad'.
A distinguished newcomer to Boston was being
considered for the presidency of a local bank.
"What was his class?" a board member asked.
"He had no class," another replied. "He went to Yale."

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~~ A man goes into a bar with a cat sitting on his head.
The barman pulls him a pint and says,
"Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat
sitting on your head."
"What of it?" asks the man.
"I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday."
"But today’s Tuesday," replies the barman.
"Oh God. Is it?" says the man....... "I must look stupid."

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~~ Once a spider built a beautiful web in an old house.
He kept it clean and shiny so that flies would patronize it.
The minute he got a "customer" he would clean up on him so
the other flies would not get suspicious.
Then one day this fairly intelligent fly came buzzing by
the clean spider web.
Old man spider called out, "Come in and sit."
But the fairly intelligent fly said, "No, sir.
I don't see other flies in your house, and I am not going in alone!"
But presently he saw on the floor below a large crowd of
flies dancing around on a piece of brown paper.
He was delighted!
He was not afraid if lots of flies were doing it.
So he came in for a landing.
Just before he landed, a bee zoomed by, saying,
"Don't land there, stupid! That's flypaper!"
But the fairly intelligent fly shouted back,
"Don't be silly..... Those flies are dancing.
There's a big crowd there.
Everybody's doing it.
That many flies can't be wrong!"
Well, you know what happened.
He died on the spot.
Some of us want to be with the crowd so badly that we end
up in a mess.
What does it profit a fly (or a person) if he escapes
the web only to end up in the glue?

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~~ "Oh, Laura!" cried her neighbor,
"I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband.
He was such a wonderful man.
I'm sure he left you well provided for, didn't he?"
Laura dabbed at her eyes and muttered,
"Yes, he was a very caring husband and he left me
almost a million dollars in his will.
I miss him so much that I'd give fifty thousand
just to have him back!"

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~~ Two kids are on their way to Sunday school when
one says to the other, "What do you think about this
Satan stuff?"
"Well, you remember Santa?
This could turn out to be your dad too."

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Todays Thought:  Things I fear: Heights, Brussel Sprouts, Zombies, and Government Assistance!!


Rae's Trivia.... A snake sticks out its tongue to collect data for its Jacobson's Organ, an organ strategically located in front of the roof of the snake's mouth that functions as a chemical receptor..
Each and every time the snake flicks out its forked tongue, it snares chemical particles in the air, which latch onto, or dissolve in, the moisture of the snake's tongue... Once the snake reels in its tongue, it inserts the tips of the forked tongue into the two awaiting openings of the Jacobson's organ where the particles, especially those of animal body odors, are identified, analyzed, and acted upon..   For the male snake, the tongue is both a sensory organ, and a sensual organ...   The tongue plays a vital role in snake courtship and reproduction, as the male snake's jerking body motions and rapidly flicking tongue either charm the female snake, or render her unresponsive..   In either instance, by sticking out their tongues, snakes ensure the survival of the species.

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