Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends and Neighbors....

and all readers were ever you are...

We're having a great weekend....

and hope you are too...

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Yeasterdays Sunrise..

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Gonna be a good day to play Auto polo...

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This guy wants Pizza for breakfast.....

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Pizza for breakfast?

I would rather have Bacon and Eggs...

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Want's more meat....please!

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She's to busy to eat....

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This guy thinks we're crazy....

He would rather a mouse!!

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This guy just wants to sleep.....

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Like I always say.....

Cat's will sleep anywere.....

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Oh, my...Eno......

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Time to go.....

See you tomorrow....

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~~ My girlfriend is dumping me..... She thinks we are not compatible.

I think it's because of religious differences... she thinks she's God and I disagree.

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~~ G.I. Joe was created on this day in 1964,
so tonight G.I. Joe’s going out with Ken to celebrate his
birthday and the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.

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~~ Peru has changed its national anthem.
It wasn't too hard to change the lyrics.
They just let Christina Aguilera sing it.

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~~ Alabama Quarters ...
The United States Treasury has announced a recall
on the new Alabama quarters.
"We are recalling all of the new Alabama quarters that were
recently issued," Treasury Undersecretary Stuart Levey said
in a press conference Monday morning.
"This comes in the wake of numerous reports to this agency
that the quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths,
vending machines, pay phones, or other coin-operated
devices."
"We believe the problem lies in a design flaw,"
said Skackelford.
Auburn University College of Engineering student William
Doutrieux submitted the winning design for the Alabama
quarter.
"Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and a
nickel together keeps jamming coin-operated devices."

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~~ A very posh lady was walking around an art gallery when
she stopped by one particular exhibit.
"I suppose this picture of a hideous witch is what you would
call modern art?" she asked very pompously.
"No, ma'am," replied the assistant,
"it's what we call a mirror."

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~~ Did you hear the one where this guy walked into a cafe,
ordered cold snotty eggs, burned toast, stale coffee and
requested that the waitress to stand in front of him and yell
and complain while he ate...all because his wife was away
for a visit and he misses her..?

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~~ Two college students, Frank and Matt,
are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar
approaches them asking for spare change.
Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust.
Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a
couples of singles and gladly hands them over to the
beggar with a smile.
The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to
the other passengers.
Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity.
"What on earth did you do that for?" shouts Frank.
"You know he's only going to use it on drugs or booze."
Matt replies, "And we weren't?"

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~~ The artist tried to concentrate on his work,
but the attraction he felt for his model finally became
irresistible.
He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed
her.
She pushed him away.
"Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said.
"I've never tried to kiss a model before," he swore.
"Really," she said, softening.
"How many models have there been?"
"Four," he replied..... "A jug, two apples and a vase."

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~~ The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell
body parts for money.

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~~ QUESTION: What kind of shoes do you make from
banana skins?
ANSWER: Slippers!

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~~ A long passenger train was traveling cross country when
one of its two engines broke down.
The engineer shut off that engine and continued on at half
power. Later, the other engine broke down and the train
gradually came to a halt.
The engineer announced, "Ladies and gentlemen,
I have good news and bad news.
The bad news is: both engines have failed and we will be
stuck here until they send out a replacement locomotive.
The good news is: you decided to take the train today instead
of an airplane!"


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Todays thought:  "We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it."    - George Bernard Shaw


Rae's Trivia...Did Newton guess the earth's weight correctly?

Newton estimated correctly that the Earth had a mass of 6,600,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons and a density of about five-and-a-half times that of water.   The fact wasn't demonstrated until one century after his estimate.

(A reminder: Will be taking a trip...No posts Feb. 18 - Mar.5.

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