We didn't get any rain... and I'm reading 56º degrees now....
going to be in the 40's today and 20's tonight.
Yo-Yo weather......
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I was thinking we were going to have rain,
as red as the sunrise was yesterday morning...
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You look so cute....
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Why me, why me all the time??
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Some things don't work , do they?
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What do you mean, it don't work.....
Petewete told me it would.....
No wonder my TV wouldn't work.....
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Take that, for lying to me.....
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See what you gotta put up with....
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Looks like he could just fall asleep anywere....
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Thanks, I did.... but you don't look happy...
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Run, Bubba Run, while you can.....
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I'm gone on this one.....
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~~ Don't panic.. I'm in the hospital!
I ate what I thought was onion but it was a daffodil bulb....
Doctors say I'll be out in the Spring!!
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~~ An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to
the first house in his new territory.
He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door
and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs
inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders
cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says,
"You want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity
turned on yet."
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~~ There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with
orange, the color of pumpkin.
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~~ "A company in Pennsylvania made an armband
that monitors your physical activity, counts how many
calories you've burned, and then sends that information
to your iPhone.
That's gotta be a little depressing.
'Oh, I got a call. No, I'm just fat.'"
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~~ The proper means of increasing the love we bear
our native country is to reside some time in a foreign one.
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~~ After a car crash one of the drivers is lying injured at the
side of the road.
'Don't worry,' said a policeman, a Red Cross nurse is coming
to attend to you.'
Oh no,' groaned the victim, 'couldn't I have a blonde,
cheerful one?'
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~~ I'm the only man who has a marriage license made
out To Whom It May Concern. - Mickey Rooney -
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~~ History Teacher: "Why was George Washington standing
in the bow of the boat as the army crossed the Delaware?"
Student: "Because he knew if he sat down,
he would have to row."
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~~ When it comes to romance, who's smarter,
women or men?
The writer Erica Jong had a clear answer to that important
question.
"You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women,"
she said.
"But you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
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~~ A politician is a person who divides his time
between running for office and running for cover.
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Todays Thought: Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up.
Nice sunrise!!
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