partly cloudy and 40º's....Snow flurrys tonight
and Friday......then it gets cold..for the weekend...
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Yesterdays Sunrise.....
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Dogs arn't supposed to have Tequila.....
Gus either!!
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No wonder I got lost on my last trip......
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I bet it messed up the works going through the mail...
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What Dignity??
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Wait til that rug grabs you....
just watch your nose..
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I'm not going to say anything....I'll keep
my thoughs to myself.....
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Not opening my mouth.....
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I tried.....they don't have any deals.......
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I don't know??....
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That's what I said.........
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These boots are made for walking???
I'll leave on this one.....
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♥♥♥
~~ A hungry African lion came across two men.
One was sitting under a tree and reading a book;
the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured
him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and
writers cramp.
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~~ So the invisible man goes to the clinic without an
appointment.
The nurse asked the doctor if he has room for the invisible man.
The doctor replies with..... "tell him I can't see him right now"
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~~ Among President Franklin Delano Roosevelt's
lesser-known orders was to have a new inscription added
to presidential matchbooks.
The inscription? "Stolen from the White House."
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~~ Q: What is the difference between a belly dancer and an
incompetent pastry chef?
A: One shakes body parts, and the other bakes shoddy tarts!
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~~ One day in October 2003, George Clooney appeared as
a guest on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno."
Clooney, commenting on a clip about a yoga convention
which Leno had aired, claimed that he too had once taught
yoga and offered to show his host some moves.
After telling Leno to get down on his hands and knees,
Clooney instructed him to try to straighten his legs and touch
the floor with his heels.
When Leno looked up for further guidance,
he found Clooney sitting at his desk, laughing.
"You never taught yoga!" Leno exclaimed.
"No," Clooney confessed, "I'm from Kentucky!"
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~~ I've been invited to an avoidance.
An avoidance? Whats that?
Its a dance for people who hate each other.
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~~ A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine
restaurant.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces
away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair
and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his
chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and
unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had
disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to
the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am,
but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly,
"Ohh no, My husband just walked in the door."
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~~ Driving down the road I saw a person
hitch hiking, the sign read "Heaven Bound".
Me being the good person I am and wanting to help out,
I hit that person, I hope he made it!
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Todays Thought: Some people should cross bridges, some people should burn bridges.
Then there are those that need to just jump off them.
Who needs a push?
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Its snowing here Gus!!! :( C Nice pic of sunrise!!!
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