Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends and neighbors, Well, we had some misty
rain that froze....I expect some rain this morning....then will clear.
In the 40's today....... I bet Summerland, B.C. is warm today as
Carol keeps sending the cold down here....
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Not time to get up yet......

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He's saying....were is Breakfast??

Get up!!

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Well, he's had his fill, now he leaves...

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Just for Taz......

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Time to get up??

Some thing ain't right......

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He's tight.... 

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Just what we need to do....Yeah, Petewete?

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I have nothing to say......

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You gonna sleep all day??

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Hey, Bubba...I think you got trouble.....

Got to be mo careful......

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Well, I don't think this thing will get over the mountain...

It's can't be good on icey roads....

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~~ President Barack Obama is putting on a state dinnerfor Chinese president Hu Jintao.

Both men are scheduled to speak but it's not known exactly
what issues will be discussed.
The only thing we do know is that Hu is on first.


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~~ I went to the gas station....
a while ago and asked the clerk for $5.00 worth of gas.
She farted and handed me a receipt.

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~~ HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's
used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of
Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.
Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up bad.
I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from
all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.

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~~ I often wondered where the sun went at dusk/evening
time......so i stayed up all night and then it dawned on me.

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~~ A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.
She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.
"Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager,
"but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?"
"Well," he replies pointing out one brand,
"this is as soft as a baby's bottom.... It's $1.50 per roll."
He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft, strong but
gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll."
Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her,
"We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."
"Give me the No Name," she says.
She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager
and says, "Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet
paper.
 I call it John Wayne."
"Why?" he asks.
"Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap off
anybody!"

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~~ An Idaho farmer is in his field digging up potatoes.
An Texan looks over the fence and says
"In Texas we grow potatoes 5 times larger than that!"
The Idaho farmer replies......
"But we just grow them for our own mouths!"

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~~ A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because even though it is a very large
mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl said, "But how can that be?
Jonah was swallowed by a whale."
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow
a human..... "It is physically impossible!" she said.
Undaunted, the little girl said, "Well, when I get to heaven
I will ask Jonah."
To this, the teacher said, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then YOU ask him!"

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~~ Questions....
* If a guy about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack,
would they try to save him?

*If an ambulance responding to an emergency ran over a
pedestrian would they stop and pick him up?

*If women ASK us all the questions, and TELL us all the answers
......Howcum we're STILL always WRONG?
*How old do you have to be before it can be said that you died
of old age?

*Who's gonna bury the last Undertaker?

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~~ Said an innocent young thing, "Oh, I can see how
astronomers figure out the distance of the stars and their
size and temperatures and all that.
What really gets me is how they find out what their names
are!"

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~~ I was in my car one day listening to a guy on the radio
help callers with their home problems.
One woman called up hysterical after finding a skunk in
her basement.
"Leave a trail of bread crumbs or cat food from your
basement to your backyard," suggested the show's host.
"That'll get rid of it."
An hour later the woman called back, even more upset.
"Now I have TWO skunks in my basement!"

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Todays Thought: "We must give to life as least as much as we receive from it.

Every moment one lives is different from the next.
The good, the bad, the hardship, the joy, the tragedy,
love and happiness are all interwoven into one single
indescribable whole that is called life.
You cannot separate the good from the bad.
And, perhaps there is no need to do so either." -JBK

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Raes Trivia:  How many vocal chords do people have?

A normal person has two true vocal chords.
We also have two false vocal chords which have no direct role
in producing sound.
 

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