# 1175

Good Morning..Well, no snow yet...
But we're not supposed to get much anyway..
1-2 inches..... cold and windy tomorrow...
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Welcome...come on in.....

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We can have some chicken mcnuggets.......

or a big mac like "Tiny" here.....

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Went earlier and picked up some goodies....

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Or we can have some watermelon.

Semour gave me.....

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"Lunch is being served"

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Friends ....

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Fixing the TV??

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A funny looking "Sponge Bob"

Something don't look right.

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"Stool Bus"?

He's cleaning up at Mc D' place..

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Yeah, go get it.. you won't rest until you do......

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Okay put it down, Skippy.....I gotta go.....

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♥♥♥

~~ While carpenters were working outside the old house

she had just bought, a lady busied herself with indoor cleaning.
She had just finished washing the floor when one of the
workmen asked to use the bathroom.
With dismay, the lady looked from his muddy boots to her
newly scrubbed floors.
"Just a minute," she said, thinking of a quick solution.
"I'll put down newspapers."
"That's all right, lady," said the carpenter.
"I'm already housetrained."

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~~ Patient: 'And if I take these little green pills exactly as
you suggested, will I get better?'
Doctor Martin: 'Well, let's put it this way - none of my patients
has ever come back for more of those pills.'

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~~ Student doctor: 'Please sir, there's some writing on this
patient's foot.'
Famous surgeon: 'Ah, yes! That's a footnote.'

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~~ Petewete was reading the newspaper during breakfast and
said to his wife, "Look at this.
Another beautiful actress is going to marry a baseball player
who's a total dope!
I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest
wives."
His wife said, 'Thank you.'

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~~ Patient: 'Doctor, how can I live to be a hundred?'
Doctor: 'Well, I suggest you give up eating rich food and
going out with women.'
Patient: 'And then will I live to be a hundred?'
Doctor: 'No - but it will seem like it.'

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~~ A construction worker goes to the doctor and says,
"Doc, I'm constipated."
The doctor examines him for a minute and then says,
"Lean over the table."
The construction worker leans over the table,
the doctor whacks him on the ass with a baseball bat,
and then sends him into the bathroom.
He comes out a few minutes later and says,
"Doc, I feel great.
What should I do?"
The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags."

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~~ A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the
neurosurgeon's house.
After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150.
The neurosurgeon exclaimed,
'I don't charge this amount even though I am a surgeon."
The plumber replied, "I didn't either, when I was a surgeon.
That's why I became a plumber."

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~~ "I once had lunch with Groucho Marx," Gypsy Rose Lee
recalled years later, "a big lunch with terrapin and pitchers of
wine.
When he got the bill, he studied it like a bank examiner,
added it up three of four times, then sprinkled it with sugar
and ate it." 

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~~ Justice isn't just blind—it's snickering at these real

courtroom give-and-takes:
Judge (to young witness): Do you know what would happen
to you if you told a lie?
Witness: Yes. I would go to hell.
Judge: Is that all?
Witness: Isn't that enough?

Q: Have you ever heard about taking the Fifth?
A: A fifth of wine?
Q: No, the Fifth Amendment.

Q: What did your sister die of?
A: You would have to ask her.
I would be speculating if I told you.

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~~ 'Doctor, doctor! I've swallowed a spoon.''Sit down and don't stir.'

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Todays Thought: Why is it 'marketing' when a company helps itself to my

information against my will and 'piracy' or 'industrial
espionage' if I helped myself to THEIR information against
their will ?"