Down Hummingbird Lane

Well, 20º degree's this morning......

and only 37-38 today......

At least no wind.....

You all have a great day......

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Arty's got a few lights up......

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Bunch of deer in the yard.......

The cats don't know whats going on......

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She sez; I ain't sceard......

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Twins ¿¿

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Hey...remember these guys.....

They went south.....now their nice and warm....

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Oh, No....a Yeti.....do he bite??

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You'll learn not to eat them bugs.....

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What can I say???

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I ain't saying anything....

Iz to tired......

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The cop looks like he needs the test.....

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Well, I got them loaded up....time to go.....

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~~ Q: What's a good holiday tip?

A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds
have gone south for the winter.

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~~ Gus tells of the time his six-year-old grandson found a
penny and proudly showed it to his grandmother.
"What's so great about finding a penny?" she asked.
"You can't buy anything with it."
"Yes you can," he said.
"You can buy a dream in a wishing well."

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~~ Pete said.." The dog is man's best friend"......
I don't believe that.
"How many of your friends have you neutered?"

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~~ "Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human
voice to easily go in one ear and out the other."

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~~ An eight-month pregnant patient planning a trip overseas
was asked to obtain a letter of fitness from her family
physician.
She arranged to pick it up at our office the next day.
We were both amused when we read,
"This lady is pregnant and can fly!"

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~~ OSCULATE: Another one of those words that make junior
high kids giggle. (It means to kiss.)

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~~ Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes.
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.

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~~ General Mark Wayne Clark (commander of American
ground forces in Europe during World War II) was once asked
what he considered the best advice he had ever been given.
"To marry the girl I did," he said. "
And who gave you that advice?" he was asked.
Clark's reply? "She did!"

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~~ "I found out why cats drink out of the toilet.
My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there.
And I'm like: How did my mother know that?"

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~~ Jim was stopped by a police officer while on Interstate 95.
He opened the car window and the cop said:
"This is a spot check."
Jim replied: "I've got 3 moles and a boil on my a**."

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~~ There was a knock at the door.

It was a small boy, about six years old.
Something of his had found its way into my garage, he said,
and he wanted it back.
Upon opening the garage door, I noticed two additions:
a base- ball and a broken window sporting a baseball-sized
hole.
"How do you suppose this ball got in here?" I asked the boy.
Taking one look at the ball, one look at the window, and one
look at me, the boy exclaimed, "Wow! I must have thrown it
right through that hole"
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Todays thought:  "Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions.   All life is an experiment."~Emerson

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