Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....A chilly 30º degrees..

Calling for maybe snow showers Saturday evening..

We're ready.....bring it on!..

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Yesterdays Sunrise....

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Turn that thing down...

you;ll ruin your ears...

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No thank you...

I don't need any more scratches....

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Whooo you calling an Idiot??

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I know nothing.....right?

But it looks funny......

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I think it was the other guy.....

He looks like he's had a big meal....

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Looks bad, Huh?

Maybe "Carol" will give you lessons...

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I don't care for that series....

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A fat, fluffy rabbit.......

Enough hair there to knit a sweater

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Poor Eno....he has a hard time.....

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Well, gotta go.... My bus is here....

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~~ Another disadvantage of retirement is that you drink coffee on your own time.

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~~ I was out in a club the other night and met a lovely
Chinese girl.
To make conversation i asked her what her father did
'He's a pirate' she replied
A bit concerned. i tried to make light of the subject
'Oh, does he fly the jolly roger?' I asked
She replied 'No, he fries a Boeing 747'

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~~ Hans and Stein were playing in their yard in Zurich when
one of the boys accidentally swallowed a coin and started
choking.
Hans ran inside to get help, yelling "Mama! Papa!
Come quickly!..... There's a franc in Stein!"

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~~ Welcome...
...to the Alzheimer's information website.
Please enter your 64 digit password.

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~~ Do any of you remember the woman in CA that sued
McDonalds for a million bucks because she spilled hot coffee
in her lap?
Well now she has her lawyer going after WalMart.
See, she tried on a Dale Earnhardt jacket and it slammed her
against the wall 3 times before she could get out of it.
And that's the truth, I swear!

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~~ A man had just arrived home after the successful
implantation of a pacemaker.
Reading through the literature, he was delighted to learn that
the instrument carried a lifetime guarantee.

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~~ My three-year-old insisted on toting her share at the
hardware store.
As she struggled along with a can of paint, she exclaimed,
"I thought you said you were going to buy light blue paint!"

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~~ A neighbor confides that, she wishes her children would
study harder at school, "I don't expect them to be geniuses,"
she says, "but I am getting tired of going to PTA meetings
under an alias."

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~~ The teacher wrote "i ain't had no fun in months."
on the board.
Then asked "how do i correct this?"
A little boy replied "you get a new boyfriend."

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~~ You are no longer a kid when -

Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.
You have friends who have kids.
You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's play land.
Your parents' jokes are now funny.
Naps are good.
When things go wrong, you can't just yell, "Do- over!"
You WANT clothes for Christmas.
You look in the surveillance camera monitor at the
convenience store, wonder who that guy is standing at the
counter with the bald spot, and then realize it is a shot of
you from behind. 

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Todays Thought:  Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success.

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