A chilly 25º
Welcome to the world Jack Roberts....
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Sadie and Sam checking the yard,
to make sure Arty got all the leaves up...
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Okay....I'll get even..
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Something don't seem right....
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Thats a good match.....
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Oh my...... Chill out, Bubba.....
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What can I say......
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My shoes don't stink.........much.
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Oh no not that!!
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Yeah,, your a cutie....
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Cow Bus..??
I'll leave on this one.....
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~~ Monday was a big online shopping day called 'Cyber Monday.'
Immediately followed by 'Identity Theft Tuesday....☼
~~ A man was arrested on Black Friday at a Walmart in
Palm Beach, Fla. carrying a gun, two knives, and a grenade.
Residents of Palm Beach were stunned and said,
“We have a Walmart here?”
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~~ Black Friday is getting crazier every year.
On Thanksgiving Thursday, we give thanks for the truly
meaningful things, and then on Friday, we go out and stab
each other to save $6.99 on a Nintendo DS...
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~~ President Obama needed 12 stitches after taking an
elbow to the mouth during a basketball game,
but he learned a valuable lesson:
Don’t get in the way of Hillary’s tomahawk jab.
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~~ My husband George, and I enjoy taking ballroom and
Latin dance classes for fun and exercise.
One cold, wet morning, on our way to church, I said to George,
"This afternoon would be a good time to stay in and finish
making preserves for the church bazaar.
After church, a friend asked how we were going to spend the
rest of the day.
We're going home to do salsa" George replied.
"Oh," she said, "you two are always dancing.
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~~ Gus and Pete find three hand grenades and decide
to take them to the police station.
"What if one of them explodes before we get there?"
asks Pete.
"Don't worry about it," says Gus.
"We'll just lie and tell them we only found two."
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~~ A college student returned to anatomy class after a minor
illness and was dismayed to find out that they had covered
the entire lymphatic system in his absence.
He was heard to ask another student, "I was oud wid a code.
Could I please borrow your lymph nodes?"
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~~ Since an empty stomach will growl for food, why won't an
empty head shout out for knowledge?
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~~ There was a priest from a very small church in the
backwoods of Alaska.
During his first year, he decided to visit two of his most remote
parishioners to see how they was doing.
The man said that it was getting along, however he couldn't
have made it without his Rosary and two martinis each day.
With that he asked the priest, "Would you like to have a
martini with me?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that would be nice."
The man turned around and hollered towards the kitchen,
"Rosary, would you fix us two martinis please?"
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~~ A minister told his congregation,
"Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.
To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read
Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon,
the minister asked for a show of hands.
He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.
Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters.
I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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Todays Thought: If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
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