Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, People...

When I get up, I watch the weather on TV.

I don't know what's going on, but

The two weather sites are really different..

One just cloudy and one says snow??

Oh...and the temp. is way off..

I got 34º

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Left over from last snow, but more on the way today

3-4 inches?? This one sneaked up on us....

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"On the road again..."

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He's a bad Dude!

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Oh, No.....he must be hungry......

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"Bubba", didn't find that funny.....

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Run, "Clyde"...Run....catch that rabbit..

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Watch out....

"Tony" the Tiger is loose!!

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Okay....The Facebook dog.....

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Everybody forgot about you, "Skippy"..

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I don't know about "ENO"!

I'll leave on this one......Damn...

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~~ When i was a kid i wanted a flame thrower.

I begged my parents... I promised I'd be careful with it.
Can you believe it?..... They never got me one!

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~~ Studies show that higher priced (more expensive)
placebos work better than the cheaper ones...
I guess That's because they use real sugar in them and not
cheap substitutes. ( They're Designer Placebos ?? )

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~~ Ree said: Clutching my purse, car keys and letters,
I left my house in the countryside one morning to do some
errands in the city, an hour's drive away.
My last stop at the end of the hectic day was the post office.
Just as I was about to drop my letters in the mailslot,
I noticed a set of keys lying on a counter.
I handed them to a postman before leaving.
Only after I got home did I realize I had given my own set of
house keys to the postman.

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~~ A man was bragging about his sister who disguised
herself as a man and joined the Marines.
"But, wait a minute," said the listener,
"She will have to dress with the boys and shower with them
too, won't she?"
"Sure," replied the man.
"Well, won't they find out?"
The man shrugged...... "Sure, but who would tell?"

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~~ While preparing for his role in "Pride and Glory"
(in 2002), Mark Wahlberg bulked up by waking every
morning at 2 a.m. to wolf down several burgers and returning
to bed.
Needless to say, Wahlberg was rather peeved when he
discovered that the project had been canceled - and that
he would have to lose about 70 pounds for his next role,
as Charlie Croker, in F. Gary Gray's "The Italian Job."

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~~ Question on second-grade math quiz:
"Thomas drank 1/6 of a glass of juice.
Molly drank 1/4 of a glass of juice.
Molly drank more. Explain."
My granddaughter's answer: "She was more thirsty."

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~~ A friend's daughter did not like the cat.
Daughter weighed about 90 pounds.
Cat weighed about 12.
On a day like today, with fresh snow on the ground,
about 2 feet deep, daughter was standing on the back porch,
looking at the snow.
Cat came strolling by.
Daughter, feeling like playing a joke on cat, picked him up to
throw into a snow drift.
Cat hooked his claws into daughter's sweater and hung on.
This changed the center of gravity of the pair of them,
and daughter summersalted off the porch to land in the snow,
flat on her back with cat sitting on her chest.
Cat calmly hopped up onto the porch and strolled away.
Not even his feet were snowy.

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~~ Q: What's round and bad-tempered?
A: A vicious circle.

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~~ A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police
helicopter in the sky.
An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.
"How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver
asked.
The police officer pointed somberly towards the sky.
"You mean," asked the motorist,.....
"that even He is against me?"

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~~ Those who think they know it all upset
those of us who do......

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~~ While I was admitting an elderly gentleman to the
hospital, he told me all about how he would miss attending
his church service on the upcoming weekend.
As we were finishing up the paperwork,
a volunteer came in with some razors, toothbrushes,
combs, etc., and asked him,
"Do you need any toilet articles?"
The man quickly replied, "No ma'am, I only read the Bible"

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~~ A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed

camera.