Good Morning..Everyone....
30º this morning....Will be in the 40's this afternoon.....
Damn, we're having a heat wave.....
Still, calling for Snow for Christmas....
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Some body likes to knit.......
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A weight lifter??
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This one is hiding from the monsters.....
She don't know what to make of humans....
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This one loves the snow......
Mine nest up in the snow and only
come out when they have to.
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She don't believe a word you say......
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And now comes the toons........
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What can I say??
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I have nothing to say.......
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I take it he didn't like the blog today.......
Oh, well...you can't win them all...
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I need a ride but I wouldn't drive this....
Wonder how it takes a curve??
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~~ Latest survey shows...that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
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~~ A visitor to Texas once asked, "Does it ever rain out here?"
A rancher quickly answered, "Yes, it does."
"When?" asked the visitor.
"Do you remember that part in the Bible where it rained for
40 daysand 40 nights?"
The visitor replied, "Yes, I`m familiar with Noah`s flood."
"Well," the rancher puffed up, "we got about half an inch
that time."
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~~ A burglar decided to rob the safe in a store.
On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading,
"Please don't use dynamite.
The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob."
He did so......
Instantly, a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises
was floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.
As the police carried him out on a stretcher,
"My confidence in human nature has been rudely shaken."
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~~ My wife left me a note saying I should try out for
"American Idle."
But the joke is on her because she spelled it wr-- hey,
wait a minute!
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~~ I don’t mind the inappropriate groping at airline security.
At my age, I’m just glad to get the attention.
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~~ CHURCH BULLETIN NOTICE...
Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the
cost of the new carpet.
All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will
come forward and get a piece of paper.
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~~ God has blessed us enough to meet everyone's needs
but not everyone's greed.
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~~ Gene Autry (1907-1998) is the only person with 5 stars
on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, which he earned for motion
pictures, radio, music recording, television, and live theater.
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~~ "It's good to have money and all the things that money
can buy, but it's good too, to make sure you haven't lost the
things that money can't buy."
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~~ "I grew up in New England, and Christmas is different
here in Los Angeles.
Last night, carolers came to my door.
Which was nice, but then I realized they were lip-syncing."
-Jay Leno
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~~ Passenger to air hostess:
What's your name honey?
Air hostess: Mercedes, Sir.
Passenger: Lovely name.... Any relation with Mercedes-Benz?
Air hostess: Yes sir... Same price!
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~~ I knew we'd been eating out too much when my
five-year-old son, while being served a homemade meal,
said, "That's not what I ordered."
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Todays Thought: "Every trial endured and weathered in the right spirit makes a soul nobler and stronger than it was before."James Buckham
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