Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....Friends.
A little chilly this morning....
Hey, Pete.....Surf's up, suns out.....are you ready to go Surfing??
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"Tommy" the cat watching the Sun rise.....

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The Blue ridge mountains in the back ground...

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Looks like the bird has breakfast....

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I don't know, but I wonder if he's been in the

drink below.....?

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I don't know if it would go with my eggs?

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Don't snuggle too close??

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Not a good place to hide from the dog......

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Damn....Looks kinda crazy......??

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Weird Spider.....

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Their too tight...

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Time for me to go.........

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~~ A schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.

"Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor.
"P-u-t-t is correct," he replied.
"Put means to place a thing where you want it.
Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."

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~~ Mel Gibson was once asked to share the secret to his
long marriage to Robyn Moore, with whom he had had seven
children.
"My wife owns a good shotgun that she keeps loaded,"
he explained.
"We didn't have a shotgun wedding, but we have a shotgun
marriage!"

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~~ During World War II, selective service wasn't always so
selective.
My nearsighted friend went before the draft board to explain
just how poor his vision was.
"If I were to lose my glasses, I wouldn't be able to see at all,"
he told them.
"Don't you worry," replied the sergeant in charge.
"When we attack, we'll stick you in front of the battalion.
You won't miss a thing."

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~~ When our minister and his wife visited our neighbor,
her four- year-old daughter answered the door.
"Mom!" she yelled toward the living room.
"God's here, and he brought his girlfriend."

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~~ The reason women don't play football is that 11 of them
would never wear the same outfit in public.

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~~ I've been lucky enough to stand onstage next to
Jack Benny while he stared at the audience and said
absolutely nothing better than any comedian who ever lived.,
He was my closest friend.
And of all the great qualities he had, one set him apart:
he really thought I was funny. - George Burns -

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~~ Willie: "It would be really simple for us to get married.
My Dad's a minister.
Lily: "Then let's try it. My dad's a lawyer."

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~~ A very large car screeched to a halt in the middle of a
Warwickshire village.
The driver removed his cigar and called out to a local farmer,
'Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare's birthplace?
'Straight ahead, sir,' said the farmer.
'But there t'aint no need to 'urry...... He's dead.'

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~~ Some cruise line is going to recreate the voyage of the
Titanic.
What could possibly go wrong?

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~~ I was standing in line for the morning bus when it began
to rain.
As I opened my brand-new umbrella the top flew off and shot
down the street.
After retrieving it, I had great difficulty collapsing the open
hood.
I marched into the department store after work and showed
my mangled umbrella to a clerk, who listened patiently to
my account of what had happened.
He offered either a refund or a new umbrella.
"I'll take a new one," I said, "but not until I've opened it first."
"Of course, madam," he replied.
"Now if you'll just follow me to our firing range."

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~~ "A new study says that in America rich people are ruder
than poor people.
I didn't think anyone hadn't figured that out."

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Todays Thought:  Self-centered is what we call people who ignore our problems: nosy is what we call people who don't.

   



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