I guess the politions have learned that attack ads don't
work....now if I can get him to come clean the crap under
my TV.....Gosh, I got tired of seeing and hearing them
every 5 minutes.... It turned my vote to the other man
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Yeaterday's sunrise....
I hope I don't post to many...
I just like taking them...
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Murphy's got big feet...
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On my way to vote, yesterday.....
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A sugar high??
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Trick or treat! ..... No sugar for you.....
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What are you hollern for??
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Okay...I guess..
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I'm glad I don't live there....
Too much shoveling.....
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A blood hound.......?
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Sorry...don't have time....
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Well, time to go.....see you tomorrow......
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~~ An executive retiring from a long and illustrious career
with a company that manufactured shipping crates was asked
the secret of his success.
"That's simple," said "I kept my focus.
In fact, you could say I did well because I never thought
outside the box."
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~~ "It was this time in 1929 that the stock market crashed.
It crashed because of Wall Street greed.
Good thing they fixed that."~David Letterman
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~~ Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
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~~ At a party, I was sitting in a corner alone and a very
beautiful young man came up to me and offered me some
salted peanuts and he said,
"I wish they were emeralds" as he handed me the peanuts
and that was the end of my heart...... I never got it back.
Helen Hayes
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~~ Three violin manufactures have all done business for
years on the same block in the small town of Cremona, Italy.
After years of a peaceful co-existence,
the Amati shop decided to put a sign in the window saying:
"We make the best violins in Italy."
The Guarneri shop soon followed suit, and put a sign in their
window proclaiming: "We make the best violins in the world."
Finally, the Stradivarius family put a sign out at their shop
saying: "We make the best violins on the block."
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~~ Husband to wife, referring to the television:
It's the late, late movie again,
'Ali Baba and the Forty Commercials."
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~~ Ralph Waldo Emerson took immense pride in the orchard
at his home in Concord.
He spent an hour each morning tending its trees,
and entertained friends and worked in its peaceful environs
as often as possible.
One day after sending some of his fruit to the local agricultural
exhibition, he was visited by the committee of the
horticultural society, who asked whether they might see his
pear trees.
Emerson welcomed them with some pride...before discovering
that they had come not to congratulate him but to examine the
soil which had produced such remarkably poor specimens
of the fine species in question.
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~~ Windsor castle, outside of London,
is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport.
While a group of sightseers were standing outside the castle
admiring the elegant structure, a plane flew overhead at a
relatively low altitude making a tremendous amount of noise.
One particularly annoyed sightseer whined,
"Why did they build the castle so close to the airport?"
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~~ A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a
department store.
He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by
putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress.
Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd,
he bent the comb completely in half,
and it snapped with a loud crack.
Without missing a beat,
he bravely held up both halves of the 'unbreakable' comb
for everyone to see and said, "And this, ladies and gentlemen,
is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside."
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~~ A traffic policeman stops a woman and asks to see her
driving licence.
'Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when
driving.'
'Well,' replies the woman, 'I have contacts.'
'Lady, I don't care who you know,.......
your still going to get a ticket.'
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~~ A little field-mouse was lost in a dense wood,
unable to find his way out.
He came upon a wise old owl sitting in a tree.
"Please help me, wise old owl,
how can I get out of this wood?" said the field-mouse.
"Easy," said the owl, "Grow wings and fly out, as I do."
"But how can I grow wings?" asked the mouse.
The owl looked at him haughtily, sniffed disdainfully,
and said, "Don't bother me with the details,
I only advise on strategy."
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~~ A salesman who was out on his territory had a
heart attack in his motel room and died.
The motel manager called the salesman's company and
related the tragedy to the sales manager.
The sales manager received the news in a nonchalant manner
and told the motel manager, "Return his samples by freight
and search his pants for orders."
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Todays Thought: We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
Pete's bringing the crabs....
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nice sky today Gus!!! :) C
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