Makes you wanna sleep in, like that sleepy head across
the mountain.....
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Saturdays sunrise, on my way shopping.....
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Store looks closed....but it's open....
Great time to shop... not many out at this early....
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Yep....you got it........
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Long as you don't bite......
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Oh, yea, I'd bite the toes.....
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I don't know what it is....but it looks weird.....
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What can I add??....
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This little one will play and bite you.....
them claws feel like needles...
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Thats about right....
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Well, time to scoot..
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~~ Pete goes to the vet with his goldfish.
"I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.
Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".
Pete says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet"........
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~~ “Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there...”
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~~ "One of the 33 Chilean miners revealed that they all
joked about cannibalism while they were trapped.
He was like, 'If you don't believe me, ask the 34th guy —
I mean... never mind'."
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~~ A real estate agent, wrote an ad for a house she was
listing.
The house had a second-floor suite that could be accessed
using a lift chair that slid along the staircase.
Quickly describing this feature, she inadvertently made it
sound even more attractive:
"Mother-in-law suite comes with an electric chair."
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~~ "Animal Control discovered a woman here in New York
with 50 cats in her two-bedroom apartment.
That's insane. I mean, how can a crazy cat lady in New York
afford a two-bedroom apartment?”
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~~ I walked into a pub and said to the barman,
"Bud lite please".......
He said, "Are you 18?"
I said, "No."
He said, "I can't serve you then."
As I walked out I thought to myself, "This is the fourth
pub - what does a 22 year old have to do to get a beer
round here?"
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~~ Flex spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
Flex spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to
pick the damn thing up.
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~~ My son Bobby had just turned eight and was old enough
to go fishing at the local fishing hole on his own.
While he loved fishing, he knew little about how the fish got
from the pole to the table.
One day I arrived home to find a note he'd left on the counter:
"I caught three fish...... Can you peel them for me?"
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~~ While working in the Mall, I was approached by an
elderly gentleman who explained he couldn't find his car
and wanted to report it stolen.
The Mall has three entrances, so I suggested perhaps he had
come in another way.
He insisted he had entered from the south.
He gave me the car's description, and I went out to the parking
lot, where I found the car at the west entrance.
When I returned to the gentleman with the good news,
he asked me if that sort of thing happened often.
Unsure what he meant, I asked him to explain.
"Someone moving cars to different parking spots," he replied.
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~~ While attending university, my daughter needed to hang
a mirror, so she went to Home Depot to buy tools and to ask
about the best way to hang it.
The salesperson told her she would need a stud finder.
"I don't need a man," she shot back.
"I can do the job myself."
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~~ He said... Since I first laid eyes on you,
I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
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Today's thought: The reason they call it "golf" is that all the other four-letter words were used up.
Beautiful tree Gus!!!
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