Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends...

Well, a nice rainy day....

a warm 49º degrees....

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Yesterdays sunrise....

None today though, cloudy, and rain...

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Wanna Dance?

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I dare ya to tell Mama her baby's ugly......

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What the LL.........

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Ya missed Bubba.....

it don't count.....

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I think the Fox is hungry.....

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Tis my box........

keep your paws off.......

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Somebody can't read......

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Cat's can sleep anywere, I believe.....

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Okay!, okay!  get out so I can get outta here....

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~~ Gus is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

Gus replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and
the effects it has on the human body”.
The officer then asks, “Really?.....
Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”
Gus replies,...... “My wife.”

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~~ An extremely nervous patient came for root-canal surgery.
He was brought into the examining room and made
comfortable in the reclining dental chair.
The dentist then injected a numbing agent around the
patient's tooth, and left the room for a few minutes while the
medication took hold.
When the dentist returned, the patient was standing next to a
tray of dental equipment.
"What are you doing by the surgical instruments?"
asked the surprised dentist.
Focused on his task, the patient replied,
"I'm taking out the ones I don't like."

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~~ Pete was hauled before the judge for driving with expired
license plates.
The judge listened attentively while he gave him a long,
plausible explanation.
Then he said with great courtesy,
"My dear sir, we are not blaming you...we're just fining you."

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~~ Gus says that our laws should be rewritten in
simpler language so that we all can comprehend their meaning.
If this were done, many lawyers might lose their jobs as
translators.

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~~ Carol said: A good piece of chocolate has about 200
calories.
As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends,
I consume about 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week,
which equals one pound of weight per week.
Therefore, in the last 3-1/2 years, I have had chocolate caloric
intake of about 180 pounds, and I only weigh 165 pounds.
So... without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing
about 3 months ago!...... I owe my life to chocolate!

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~~ Witchy joined a health spa and on her first day eagerly
joined in an exercise class.
However, when it ended, she went to the front desk and
requested cancellation of her membership.
When asked why, she replied,
"Your floors are so low that I can't touch my toes!"

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~~ A woman's car stalled at the corner and the traffic light
changed to green, yellow, red, green, yellow, red, etc.
The polite policeman stepped up beside her car and said,
"What's the matter, lady, ain't we got any colors you like?"

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~~ What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.
and all the apostles were in one accord......

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~~ Q: What is the key to a good Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Someone else doing the cooking.

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~~ My mother asked me to hand out invitations for my
brother's surprise birthday party.
That's when I realized he was her favorite twin.

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~~ Shortly after assuming office in 1945, president
Harry Truman attended a series of historic meetings at which
he was briefed on the Manhattan Project to develop atomic
weapons.
"That is the biggest fool thing we have ever done,"
he boldly declared....... "The bomb will never go off."

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~~ A country school board had a teacher prospect in to size
him up.
One member asked him whether the earth was round or flat.
He didn't bat an eye.
"I don't know how you people feel about it, but I can teach it
either way."

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~~ Our adolescent daughter excitedly informed us that she
had just gotten a job cleaning a neighbour's house.
My wife, knowing how seldom our daughter helped with any
sort of housekeeping at home, asked,
"How will you know what to do?"
"I'll be easy, Mom," she replied innocently.
"I've been watching you for years."
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Todays Thought:  Good personnel managers hire optimists in the sales division and pessimists in the credit department.