Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, friends and neighbors....

I am showing a nice 46º--- will get to 60-70º..

Maybe some showers later... Rain Turkey day...

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Went to visit a friend yesterday morning...

This is what I ran into.....

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But it cleared up nicely after an hour...

on my way home....

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I don't blame ya....that's the dog trick......

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Yeah, Bubba....I'll smack you.....

Just because your bigger...don't mean....

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Okay,okay......meany!!

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All right, all right, just fix it!!

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cat missiles????

I don't know....?

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Yah, you are brave......

RUN, the Colonel is on his way......

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Damn, you look weird......

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Okay....time I got outta here......

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~~ Did you hear about the bug on the moon that went crazy?

It became a "lunar-tick".

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~~ The morning of my daughter’s fifth birthday,
I told her that if somebody asked her how old she was,
she could simply spread out her hand and say “five.”
“Oh,” she replied, “so now I’m a handful.”

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~~ A carpenter had a neighbor that always borrowed his
tools and never returned them, one day frustrated with this
he phoned him.
“Could I put my table saw and drill press in your garage?"
he inquired.
“Sure," his neighbor replied, " But why?"
“Just to have all my tools in one place." he retorted.

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~~ "When I saw you driving down the road,
I guessed 65 at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look
that old."

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~~ My friend Julie's mom, who's 83 years old,
said she could no longer spend as much on gifts as she had
in the past.
When Julie asked her why her mother replied,
"I didn't think I'd live this long and now my money is
running out."

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~~ Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at
a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year.
If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago
the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance about 35 feet
from the earth's surface.
This would explain the death of the dinosaurs -
the tallest ones, anyway.

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~~ The guy to convince the first blind man he needed
sunglasses must have been one hell of a salesman.

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~~ One of the first things that a child will learn in school is
that the other children get allowances.

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~~ As the minister read his sermon he noticed how attentive
Little Joey was.
So when Little Joey raised his hand to ask a question,
the pleased minister stopped his sermon and asked kindly,
"What is it Little Joey?"
Little Joey said, "If I give my money now, can I go?"

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~~ If my main parachute doesn't open and
my reserve parachute doesn't open,
how long till i hit the ground?
- the rest of your life...

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~~ A screw from my glasses fell out and I couldn't find it.

I called the optometrist's office that morning and explained
what happened.
The receptionist told me to bring in my glasses and they
would repair them.
That afternoon I called her back to let her know I was on my way.
The receptionist asked, "Who's calling, please?"
"I'm the one with the screw missing," I replied.
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Todays Thought:  "All of us are God's creatures....just some are more creature than others."

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