Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Friends.
I guess no news is good news...right??
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Yesterdays Sunrise...Too early for todays now....

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The photographers assistant... Tommy.

My 3/4 Cat....

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"Sam" checking to see if breakfast is ready....

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No, Sam...Having trouble with the eggs This morning....

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You too!!

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No, haven't seen  it....

He'll come out when he gets hungry......

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Hey.....sorry I bothered you......

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Okay...cuddle away....

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Now, who would give checks?

just don't seem right.....

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Man, Landing on the moon???

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Well, I gotta go......

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♥♥♥

~~ Pete did you know...According to researchers at Ohio State University,

sleeping with the light on may cause obesity.
Especially if it's the refrigerator light.

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~~ A man walks into a church and the doors catch on fire.
His son, already seated,says I guess dad wasnt lying...

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~~ When the husband finally died his wife put the usual
death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhoea.
No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the
family phoned and complained bitterly,
'You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhoea.'
Replied the widow, 'I nursed him night and day so of course
I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for
posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big
shit he always was.'

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~~ Q: Who are some of the werewolves' cousins?
A: The whatwolves and the whenwolves.

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~~ Our 25-year-old son moved back home with an eye
toward socking away money to buy a condo.
We never bothered asking how long he'd planned to stay,
but I got a pretty good idea when I walked into his room recently.
In the corner was a milk jug with a few coins in it and a label
that read "Condo down payment."

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~~ Q: Why are Venetian blinds the greatest invention in the
history of mankind?
A: If it wasn't for Venetian blinds, it would have been curtains
for all of us.

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~~ My very pregnant sister-in-law had just returned from
another disappointingly uneventful trip to the hospital when
she went into true labor.
With no time to make it back to the hospital, my brother called
911.
In shock, he followed the telephone instructions of the
operator to deliver the baby.
He even tied the umbilical cord with a string.
The Emergency Medical Service team arrived shortly thereafter,
only to see an exhausted mother holding her beautiful daughter...
with a tennis shoe dangling on the cord between them.

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~~ There's a large fountain in front of the main library at a
university, and the local duck population has taken a liking to it.
As a result, it requires regular cleaning.
One day my friend and I were sitting near the fountain while
it was being cleaned.
The attendant pointed his finger at the ducks milling around
his feet and told them,
"You know, you guys are my job security."

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~~ "Johnny Depp surprised some grade school kids when
he showed up unannounced at their school dressed as a pirate.
Let me tell you something, try showing up at a grade school
unannounced dressed as a pirate and see what happens
to you."

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~~ What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller?
Broom sick!
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~~ A young man fell in love with a very lovely young lady.

Unfortunately she did not return the feeling.
In desperation he went and visited a group of witches to
ask for a love potion.
He approached the local witch group and asked for a love
potion to slip to the reluctant lass.
They informed him that they no longer provided such an item.
It was highly unethical to administer a potion to someone
without her permission.
They did have an alternate solution.
They sold him a bottle of small white pellets.
He was to bury one in her yard every night at midnight for a
month, until they were all gone.
He returned to the witches six weeks later, excited and thankful.
He and the young lady were to wed in a month.
He was ecstatic and wanted to know how the spell had worked.
The witches explained, "Nothin' says lovin' like something from the
coven, and pills buried says it best!"

( Are you ready to give up.....Pete?)
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Thought for today;  My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.....


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