Good Morning....Friends and neighbors....
We're having a great weekend, weather wise...
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Mr. Sammach looking for breakfast....
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Want some cereal, this morning?
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What this was??
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Checking the pic at another angle....
Maybe he can figger it out....
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Asleep at the wheel??
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Yeah....right...
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Cool little Dude......
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Just larking........
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Pete, my new computer!
an't it a doozy.......
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Well, if I hurry, maybe I can have a cup of coffee with Pete......
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~~ "Doctor, I'd like you to evaluate my 13 year-old son."
"OK: He's suffering from a transient psychosis with an
intermittent rage disorder, punctuated by episodic radical
mood swings, but his prognosis is good for full recovery."
"How can you say all that without even meeting him?"
"I thought you said he's 13?"
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~~ Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
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~~ When he was voted into baseball's Hall of Fame,
ex-slugger Harmon Killebrew recalled.
"My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard.
Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass."
"We're not raising grass," Dad would respond.
"We're raising boys"
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~~ Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the
answers until they write their memoirs?
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~~ The government is sneaky.
They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country
is in such a mess that you drink more.
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~~ In 1995, McArthur Wheeler walked into two Pittsburgh
banks and robbed them in broad daylight,
with no visible attempt at disguise.
He was arrested later that night, less than an hour after
videotapes of him taken from surveillance cameras were
broadcast on the 11 o’clock news.
When police later showed him the surveillance tapes,
Mr. Wheeler stared in incredulity...But I wore the juice,
he mumbled.
Apparently, Mr. Wheeler was under the impression that
rubbing one’s face with lemon juice rendered it invisible to
videotape cameras.
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~~ How many flowers end up at the funeral home and how
many flowers did the dead person enjoy while they were alive?
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend
while I'm here, than a whole truck load when I'm gone.
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~~ Rev. Billy Graham was breakfasting in a hotel in Scotland
when he heard "Onward Christian Soldiers" coming from
the kitchen.
He found a chef singing in front of a stove.
The chef said, "When I boil eggs I sing that hymn,
three verses for soft, five for hard- boiled.
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~~ One fall afternoon as I was gazing sadly out over the
mountains of dead foliage behind our house,
I turned to my wife and said,
"Seems like every leaf inVirginia must have found its way
to my yard."
"Why not?" she replied. "They know they're safe here."
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~~ The government claims it's following the will of the people.
I didn't even know we'd died!
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Todays Thought: Often the best way to win is to forget to keep score.
Good morning to you as well, I see you were posting about the time I got up... I would hate to be in the tractor going fo coffee when it touches down... Gonna be a rough ride....Weather wonderful, and as you say, I am waiting for the other shoe to drop...
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