Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning World!!

I guess everybody's bright eyed and bushy tailed.

Gonna be a warmer day today......

58º yesterday....

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Yesterdays Sunrise......

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Ready for breakfast..?

A bug Mac will leave you full...Ha-ha..

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Or how about some cereal??

Kinda bug you didn't I........

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Oh, No, Not Birdie.......poor Birdie!

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Thats nice of you! But really.........

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I'm going fast as I can.....

You just gotta hold it.....

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She's got her Blankie........

So she's comfortible.....

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Sleeping on the job.... I needed that shirt an hour ago!!

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Sorry bout that.......

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Okay..Okay.. I'm leaving.......

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~~ A motorist was driving down a rural dirt road when he came upon a stream.

He called out to a man walking by,
"Do you think I can drive my car through the stream?"
"I suppose you can," said the man.
So the driver started across, but within seconds,
his car sank, and he barely escaped with his life.
"You lied to me!" the driver screamed at the passerby.
"That stream is at least ten feet deep!"
"That's funny. It only reaches up to the middle of the ducks."

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~~ An angry customer called me at the florist shop where
I work.
Her problem: the card.
Her kids had sent the flowers and wanted it signed
"Love, your two rugrats."
Instead, the card read "Love, your two regrets."

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~~ Political T.V. commercials prove one thing:
some candidates can tell all their good points and
qualifications in just 30 seconds.

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~~ "You wouldn't believe my bad luck,"
a burglar tells his friend.
"I broke into a lawyer's house last night, and he caught me.
He let me go but told me never to steal again."
"He let you go?
Why is that bad luck?" asks the friend.
"He charged me $500 for the advice."

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~~ I was called out one bitterly cold winter midnight to fix
a semi- trailer out on I-95.
Worried about the reliability of my old pickup,
my wife told me she'd call me on my cell phone.
I finished the job and was heading home at 2:45 a.m.
when she phoned.
I assured her I'd be home in 20 minutes.
Relieved when I got back to our warm house,
I fervently hoped I wouldn't be called out again.
But my heart sank when just then my cell phone rang.
"Walt, where are you?" asked my wife.
"In the bathroom, dear," I answered.

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~~ "According to the Philadelphia Inquirer,
a secret panel meets every week in Harrisburg, Pa.,
to go through applications for state vanity license plates to
reject any that are considered sleazy or offensive.
They wouldn't want anyone with a crude saying on their
license plate driving through Intercourse or Blue Ball, Pa."

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~~ A perfectionist is one who takes great pains,
and give them to everyone else.

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~~ After listening to some bedtime stories, Alex, a little boy,
said to his father, "Snow White was poisoned by an apple,
Jack found a giant on a beanstalk, and just look what happened
to Alice when she ate the mushroom.
And you wonder why I won't eat fruit and vegetables."

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~~ "If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain
from the sky." (Turkish Proverb)

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~~ My mother never claimed to be a gourmet cook.
Sometimes she even had difficulty cooking an egg over
easy without breaking the yolk.
Once I brought a college friend home for a weekend visit.
At breakfast, Mom sweetly asked our guest,
"How would you like your eggs in case they should turn
out that way?

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~~ No one should live by the early bird policy without
finding out whether he classifies as a bird or a worm.

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~~ True doctor's story;

A man comes into the Emergency Room and yells,
"My wife’s going To have her baby in the cab!"
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab,
Lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in
the wrong one. (Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX)

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~~ Pat, had been pestering her husband, Pete

a carpenter wannabe, for more than a decade to build a
screen door for the kitchen.
One day, to her delight, he built and installed one in less
than two hours.
It was both practical and pretty.
She glanced towards the front door and wistfully remarked
that one would look good there, as well.
"Are you kidding?" he gasped.
"You can't just whip these things up, you know.
It takes ten years to build a door like this."

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Todays Thought:  If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race,
creed and color, we would find some other causes for prejudice by noon.

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