Somebody reading the blog had a cold and now
I got it.....
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Today is Serena's second birthday.
She is the little Lady that moved in next door, with her family..
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
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Maybe they will serve Pumpkin burgers at her little party
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Or maybe some hot dogs.....
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I also will remain indoors, but not because of snow....
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Are you sticking your tongue out at me?
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Okay......I will...
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The flowers do smell good....
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He sez he's not two years old yet, but he wants a party too...
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You look funny.......
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Wanna ride in this convertable??
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~~ I installed a skylight in my apartment...the people who live above me are furious!
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~~ In the ascertainment of an excogitation of linguistic
proclivity, one might ascribe to the mentation that a phratry
exists in which some encyclopedists designedly cultivate
a nonplussed ambience hypothecated to befuddle the vox
populi.
TRANSLATION: Judging from the words some people use,
you'd think they purposely write to confuse the average person.
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~~ Groucho Marx once sent a telegram to the exclusive
Friar's Club in Hollywood: "Please accept my resignation,"
it read.
"I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a
member."
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~~ Although his mother tried to control him, the young boy
on my bus was noisy and disruptive.
One of the passengers getting off made a comment to me
about the annoyance.
As the driver, I decided to deal with the situation.
I got up, touched the boy on his shoulder to get his attention
and uttered one stern word: "Quiet!"
I went back to the front of the bus.
After we had gone a few blocks in peace and quiet,
all the passengers smiled when they heard the boy's
mother say to me, "Could you come and live with us?"
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~~ "Mommy," said eight-year-old David, "can angels fly?"
"Of course, dear," said his Mother.
"Well," said little David, when we went to see Daddy in the
office yesterday and you went out to the toilet,
I heard Daddy talking to that pretty lady who brought his
letters in, and he said, "Thank you, darling - you're an angel!"
When is the lady going to fly, Mommy?"
"First thing tomorrow morning," said his mother grimly.
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~~ Vice President Dan Quayle was among the early
supporters of NASA's plans for a manned mission to Mars.
"It's time," he enthused one day, "for the human race to
enter the solar system!"
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~~ As an aide in a Grade 2 class, I told the children why we
wear a poppy for Remembrance Day.
The next day, I was proudly wearing my poppy as I walked into
class, and then a student asked me,
"Were you one of the ones who died in the war?"
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~~ One morning, after becoming stepmother to six-year-old
Kelsey and five-year-old Kaitlyn,
I was preparing breakfast for them and their two friends after
a sleepover.
While serving pancakes and pouring their milk,
I heard Kelsey's friend ask her "Who is she?"
"I think she's the maid!" Kelsey replied.
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~~ Doctor: "That's a big slash cut on your head.
How did that happen?"
Boy: "My sister hit me with some tomatoes."
Doctor: "That's incredible, I can't imagine how any
tomatoes would make a cut like that."
Boy: "They were still in a can."
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~~ Relaxing is like playing an instrument.
To become proficient, we must practice, practice, practice.
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~~ Basic Math is the subject I teach at a community college.
I call one part of the curriculum Practical Applications for
Living in the Real World.
The day after I presented a lesson on simple and compound
interest, one of my older students approached me in the
hallway.
"You really taught me a great deal about my life yesterday,"
he said.
"I realized I've been struggling with a lack of interest,
compounded daily, for thirty years."
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~~ Mark Twain's wife was not enamored of her husband's
cruder domestic compositions.
One morning, having cut himself while shaving,
Twain cursed to high heaven and beyond.
When the barrage finally stopped, Twain's wife,
endeavoring to shame him into an apology,
repeated as many of her husband's profanities as she
could recall.
"You have the words, my dear," Twain nonchalantly replied,
"but I'm afraid you'll never master the tune!"
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Todays Thought; Don't fill your time with worry...fix what you can and let the rest take care of itself.
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1 comment:
Hope your cold feels better today Gus!...........C
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