Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends, neighbors and Early Birds....
46º degrees, and gonna be a good day. Will get to 70º today.
Every one ready for the weekend coming up?
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Lovers breakfast??

"Witchy" likes short stacks.....

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 I bet you do! My outside cats will eat most anything you put in front of them...
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What can I say?

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I use this brush for everything...Ewwwww.

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Now an't you all cool.

Now you look like pretty flowers...

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Going to the Doggy Ball?

Don't be out to late.....

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What? is going on??

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Money and lots of it...please.

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The string theory will put you down....be careful.

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Let me see if I can get my 6 foot 3inch frame in to this thing

I'll be on my way.....

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~~ At a church meeting, Pete said a very wealthy man rose to give his testimony.

"I'm a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich
blessings of God in my life.
I can still remember the turning point in my faith,
like it was yesterday: I had just earned my first dollar and
I went to a church meeting that night.
The speaker was a missionary who told about his work.
I knew that I only had a dollar bill and had to either give it all
to God's work or nothing at all.
So at that moment I decided to give my whole dollar to God.
I believe that God blessed that decision,
and that is why I am a rich man today."
As he finished it was clear that everyone had been moved by
this man's story.
But, as he took his seat, a little old lady sitting in the same
pew leaned over and said: "Wonderful story!......
I dare you to do it again!"

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~~ Pete, I know a guy who's so skinny that his back pockets
are in his other pants.

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~~ What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.

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~~ A man from Waynesboro won a toilet brush as the booby
prize in a local raffle.
He had never won anything before, so he was delighted.
A few weeks later his friend Billi-Bob asked if he was getting
much use from the toilet brush.
"Well," came the reply, "I don't think much of it. I think I'll
go back to using toilet paper."

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~~ Congress reminds me of the farmer who bought 100
watermelons for one dollar apiece.
He then drove his truck downtown and sold them all at one
dollar apiece.
When he realized he had not made a profit, but just broke even,
he decided he needed a bigger truck.
I think he is now in Congress.

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~~ When you consider the history of roller skating you must
first trace back the origin of the first pair of roller skates.
The first known roller skate was invented in London,
England by a Belgium born man named Joseph Merlin.
Merlin’s roller skate was not a quad skate,
but rather an inline skate with small metal wheels.
Consequently, Joseph Merlin was also an accomplished
violinist and violin maker.
In 1760, as the story goes, Joseph Merlin was invited to
perform for an audience at a masquerade party at the
prestigious Carlisle House Mansion in Sofo Square,
London.
Merlin’s intent was to impress the crowd by playing his violin
while skating on his newly invented roller skates.
The festivities were progressing quiet well until Joseph Merlin
accidentally skated into an expensive mirror,
breaking the mirror, his violin, and his nose.
Needless to say Joseph Merlin’s performance did not
successfully generate an enormous amount of interest in
roller skating.

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~~ Nov. 2 is Election Day. Americans will cast their votes
and everything will remain exactly the same as it was before...

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~~ "Every time I fly and am forced to remove my shoes.
I'm grateful Richard Reid is not known as the Underwear
Bomber."

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~~ An old jewish seamstress is walking home from work
when a flasher,wearing a big overcoat walking towards her,
gets a few feet in front of her and pulls open his coat wide to
expose himself to her,
the old Jewish girl covers her eyes and screams out,
VOHT, CALL THAT A LINING?

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Todays Thought:  "The more you sweat in peacetime, the less you bleed during war."

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