# 1080

Good Morning, Good People....
Well, I see the picture uploader is screwed up again....
They just seem not able to keep it fixed.....
No one there will tell you anything....??
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How about a nice sammach for breakfast??

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I bet these farm raised Cat fish would make short work of that sammach...

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I wash I had a job like that.....

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Another sleepy head, their hiding everywere!!

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Some weird steps, the code wouldn't pass it here.....

And I wouldn't want it anyway!

Just think, coming home drunk and trying to get upstairs to bed....

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Breakfast with a friend??

I don't think so!!

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Bubba, Stand up,turn to the right, and slowly, I said

Slowly, and back away........

He seems hungry.......

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What I'm talking about......

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Wow, I bet he's got big payments....

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I guess I better leave now,

I just don't know what to say!!..

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~~ Pete: "My wife and I argue a lot.

She's very touchy, the least little thing sets her off."
Gus: "You're lucky....... Mine is a self-starter."

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~~ On reaching his 76th birthday, Gus quipped........
"I feel I can talk with more authority now, especially when I say,
'I don't know.'"

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~~ Linguists have discovered a new language spoken by a
remote tribe in India that's understood by only 1,000 people.
I believe the language is called "tech support."

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~~ It is not the difference between people that is the
difficulty; it is the indifference.

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~~ Donald Trump is running for president.
He’s already got a short list of running mates.
He’s thinking about Cyndi Lauper, Hulk Hogan, Melissa Rivers,
Sharon Osbourne . . . He’s ready to go.

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~~ What do you get when you cross an atheist and a
Jehova's Witness?
Someone who knocks on your door for no reason.

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~~ A man was asked by his wife to pick up a bra for her.
She told him the correct size and color, and sent him on his way.
By the time he arrived at the shop, however, he had forgotten
everything his wife had told him.
A kindly assistant tried to help him out.
"Is she the size of a melon"
"No, smaller."
"A grapefruit?"
"No, smaller."
"An egg.?"
"Yes," shouted the old man. "Fried!"
(And that's how the fight started.)

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~~ Upon retiring, a woman decided to fulfill her lifelong
dream and live abroad.
As part of her preparations, she visited her doctor to pick up
her medical records.
The doctor asked her how she was doing,
so with a sigh she reported a litany of symptoms, this aches,
that's stiff, I'm not as quick as I used to be, and so on.
He responded with, "Mrs. Dickson, you have to expect things
to start deteriorating.
After all, who wants to live to a hundred?"
Mrs. Dickson looked him straight in the eye and replied,
"Anyone who's ninety....

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~~ A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery,
and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.'
Then he fell asleep again.
His wife had never heard him say that before,
so she stayed by his side.
A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said,
'You're cute..'
The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,'
it was now 'cute.'
She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'
The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'

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~~ My wife was talking on the phone to our son,
who had a job in New York,
and I was waiting in another room to
chat with him.
I heard my wife say, "Son, I’ve got to go,"
 and then she called me to the phone.
Picking it up, I began: "I’ve sent you a few dollars in the mail.
Take a girl out for a pizza or a show or something."
There was a brief silence before one of my friends said,
"Thanks, but I think my wife might get upset about that."
He’d been on call-waiting.

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~~ Pete,....I slept like a log last night........
woke up in the fireplace.
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Today's Thought:  "Let us so live that when we die even the undertaker will be sorry." (Mark Twain)

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