Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....Not much going on here.......
Just good dry weather....
Down to just one Hummer....
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We need rain, but not this much.....please.

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Cats love warm weather.....

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Looks like it!!

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He's saying "were's the Zombies??"

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She's laffing, and he's hurting....

That's gotta hurt...

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Yep, It's good to have friends.....

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Ahhh you broke my car.....

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They got him.....

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This guy thought that was funny.....

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Gotta walk the dog.....

??????

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Well, time to go again......

Later.....

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♥♥♥

~~ How true.... You can hit my father over the head with a chair and he won't wake up, but my mother, all you have to do to my mother is cough somewhere in Siberia and she'll hear you.

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~~ Question ?
Why do television evangelist say "give your money to God"
then the next line is "and here is my address"

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~~ A professor at Michigan State University
was known for giving boring,
cliche-ridden lectures.
At the beginning of one semester,
an innovative class breathed new life into the
course by assigning baseball plays to each
hackneyed phrase.
For example, when the professor said
"On the other hand," that counted as a base hit.
"By the same token" was a strike out;
"and so on" counted as a stolen base.
Divided into two teams by the center aisle of the
lecture hall, the students played inning after inning
 of silent but vigorous baseball.
On the last day of class, the impossible
happened: the score was tied and bases were
loaded.
Then the batter hit a home run!
The winning team stood and cheered wildly.
Though deeply appreciative, the professor
later was quoted as wondering why only half
of the students had been enthusiastic about
his lectures.

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~~ You know you're drunk driving when you
swerve to avoid hitting a tree which turns
out to be your air freshener.

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~~ A generously endowed young lady at college often
got teased by her sorority sisters for being so top-heavy.
At a fraternity party, a young man asked her what she
would like to drink.
"Diet soda, please," she replied.
"Oh, you must be the double D." he said.
The girl was furious, wondering which of her so-called
friends had divulged such personal information.
"And just what do you mean by that?" she snapped.
Surprised at her angry response, the young man
meekly answered,
"Oh, you know...the Designated Driver."

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~~ I'm a counselor who helps coordinate
support groups for visually- impaired adults.
Many participants have a condition known as
macular degeneration, which makes it very
difficult for them to distinguish facial features.
I had just been assigned to a new group and
was introducing myself.
Knowing that many in the group would not be
able to see me well, I jokingly said,
"For those of you who can't see me,
I've been told that I look like a cross between
Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio."
Immediately, one woman called out,
"We're not THAT blind!"

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~~ A friend of mine has three boys, the youngest of
whom, Gregory, had just started school.
A teacher commented to Gregory that she couldn't
believe he was already in first grade and asked
\what his mother did all day now that all the three
 boys were in school.
"Sleep," Gregory answered.

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~~ Our three-year-old daughter was making up
a poem when she asked us what rhymed with stop.
My husband said, "Think of something that's cool and
refreshing but that Mom and I don't let you drink."
Our daughter knew the answer: "Alcohol!"

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~~ Trying to do my share for the environment,
I set up a trash basket at my church and posted
above it this a suggestion:
"Empty water bottles here."
I should have been a little more specific,
because when I went to check it later,
I didn't find any bottles in it.
But it was full of water.

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~~ CAT HAIKU

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

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Todays Thought;  "A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who hascheated some woman out of a divorce."

 
 
 
 
 

 
 
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