We need some rain....
I hear the Dove shooters blasting away...Saturday.
Must be some good eating?
but there isn't much there to eat.....
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Sunrise through the trees
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Fish for breakfast......fresh too...
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Kitten will do anything for food....
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This is a kinda weird picture.........
Hey... Bubba pick your own nose!!
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Lets not get sloppy here....
I said a Hug........
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Lazy..........
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Here is a real cutie......
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What?..you want the whole chair??
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Okay...quit teasing the cats....
They know what you mean.....
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This guy is every were.....
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~~ Pete said: only three things you need to know bout plumbing are..hots on the left, shiit flows down hill and the eagle shits on fridays...
But he forgot........ don't bite yer nails
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~~ Diapers....When the box says use for 15 to 20 pounds,
how can you tell when you have reached the 20 pound limit?
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~~ A man takes his visiting country cousin to dinner at a
posh restaurant.
They walk in, are ushered to a table by a formally dressed
maître d', and seated at a table set with the finest china
and crystal.
The cousin takes the damask napkin from the solid
silver napkin ring, unfolds it, puts it around his neck
and proceeds to tie a knot
in the back.
The maître d’ stares at him for a moment, then says
between gritted teeth, "Sir, will you be having a shave
or a haircut?"
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~~ Toilet paper, has any one noticed they don't make
it in yellow or brown colors?.....
why is that?
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~~ A woman turned to her husband and said,
"Next week is our 40th wedding anniversary.
What do you think we ought to do?"
Her husband thought carefully before giving his answer.
"Have a moment of silence?"
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~~ The right front tire on my car had a slow leak.
I took it to the shop where I bought the tire,
and they promptly removed the wheel and immersed
it in a big tub of soapy water.
This showed the leak was in a cracked wheel rim
rather than the tire.
I drove to the dealership for a new wheel rim,
and they asked, "Which wheel?"
I replied, "The clean one."
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~~ One laborer commented to another.
"They say no one believes in hard work anymore.
I don't know where that idea comes from.
Every boss I've ever worked for certainly does!"
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~~ Iris, my sister-in-law, is a big rig driver.
She decided to get a dog for protection for the long
days and nights that she was away from home.
As she studied a likely candidate, the breeder told her,
"I must warn you that he doesn't like men."
"Perfect", Iris thought and promptly bought the dog.
Some time later as she was leaving a truck stop,
two men approached her, in the parking lot,
and Iris watched to see how her new 'bodyguard'
would react.
It soon became clear that the breeder hadn't been joking,
because as the men got closer, the dog ran under the
nearest truck and hid.
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~~ An optimist is a driver who thinks that the empty
space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it.
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~~ The last wedding I was at there was a priest and
a minister present.
When they brought the drinks round for the toast,
the minister said, 'I'll have a large whisky.'
The priest commented, 'No alcohol for me I'd rather
go with a scarlet woman.'
So the minister put his drink back and murmured,
'Sorry I didn't know there was a choice.'
Now as the best man, I don't want to offend anyone
so if there is a priest or a minister present I apologise,
and if there is a scarlet woman here:
I'll meet you in the bar in 10 minutes!
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~~ Two guys are talking over a beer when the first guy
says "What's wrong with you?
You don't look too good."
"Well my wife told me she would leave me next time I go
golfing." said the second one.
"And what are you going to do?" said the first guy.
"Well I am going to miss her a lot"
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Todays thought: The more cordial the buyer's secretary,
the greater the odds that the competition already has
the order.
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