Today's is # 1,000 posts.....

Good Morning, Everyone....and all the readers.....
Well, today's blog is special for me.....It means I gave something
special to my friends.. And I enjoyed every one of them....
I hope you all enjoyed it also....
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I've let it go to long...Every summer..I say I'll rebuild it,

but every summer the birds have moved in, and I didn't want to

evict them with their babies......

So I will take it down this winter, build  new Condos...

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Hot dog! we are having pizza for breakfast.

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Not me I'm too comfortable, in my bed.....

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Nor me, I'm guarding Gus's sneaker...

Pete might steal it......

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I have heard of sleeping with the dogs or cats...

But Pigs....??

Looks like he would take up the whole bed....

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How about this cats bed??

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I think somebodys in a heap of trouble......

He saz he heard a noise out there...

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Ohhh, your scary......

You scared the monsters away.....

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Ha-Ha....didn't scare me.....

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Just what we need running around here.....

I'll leave on this........

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My award for all the postings.....?

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~~ A young child complained that the trouble with parents is that they are so old when we get them that it's hard to change their habits.

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~~ Gus walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.
“Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?”, he says.
Gus goes into the bar and the bartender says,
“What ll it be?”
Gus replies, “Give me a Stoli with a twist.”
The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles and
says, “Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . ”

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~~ Little boy to pal as they leave the movie:
"I like television better. It's not so far to the bathroom."

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~~ After the crash of Air France flight 4590 in a Paris suburb in 2000, the Concorde came to be seen by many as a marvelous but malfunction-prone machine.
"I was on the Concorde when a stewardess told me they
were going to discontinue it," fashion designer
Marc Jacobs recalled some time later.
"I said, 'Well, I hope we're gonna land in New York first!"

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~~Pete did you know: Mountain climbers don't tie themselves together for safety.
It's to keep the sensible ones from going home.

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~~ Andrew wasn't getting good marks in school.
One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said,
"I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!"

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~~ "Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking,
but you are getting sweeter."
I will not say who told me this.......

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~~ Have you heard of the garlic diet?
You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your
friends think you look thinner.

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~~ Ask five economists a question and, it is said, you will receive six different answers.
Unsurprisingly, Harry Truman, like every president,often had difficulty extracting useful information from his economic advisors.
"All my economists say, 'on the one hand... and on the other hand..." Truman once cried.
"Someone give me a one-handed economist!"

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~~ Q: Can you spell very happy with three letters?
A: XTC

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~~ Washington etiquette was of little importance to Woodrow Wilson.
According to tradition, a president...walked ahead of his companions...But Wilson refused to enter rooms before his wife, saying "a man who is a gentleman before becoming President should remain one afterwards."

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~~ Old drill sergeant's order to young recruits:
"Wipe that opinion right off your faces."

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Todays Thought:  The greatest thing you'll ever learn Is to love and be loved in return.