We're still in a heat spell.
But I tell ya the swimming pool feels good...
on these hot days....
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Sunrise through the trees..
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Breakfast time...
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If your waiting for an egg, you got a long wait....
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Bubba's been in the catnip again.....
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coach potato......get up and get that mouse!!
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Guitar Hero?
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Wedding pictures... watch were you step...!
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This is new...think anyone will put money in the cup??
There is all ways someone.....
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tongue twister......
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Yep.....same old-same old.....
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~~ Hey, Pete--How hot is it today? It's so hot...
One of the local farmers was working a team of mules out in
the fields today.
As it happens, he is growing pop corn this year.
Well sir, it got so hot that the pop corn started popping.
Those dang mules thought it was snow and froze to death !!!
That's the truth. I swear.
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~~ My car was broken into and $3,000 in valuables stolen
while I was attending a track-and-field meet not 50 yards away from it.
A month later my townhouse was broken into and more possessions taken.
But there was no preparing for a third robbery, which happened just a few weeks later.
I was in R-ville, where I had bought a $30 cap with reflective tape around it to make me more visible to oncoming traffic when I ran at night.
Just two hours later, I was running in a Park, a haven of tall trees.
My friend and I were part-way up a hill when I felt something land on my head.
I turned, in time to see my shiny red cap disappear into a
nearby tree, clutched in the claws of a bird.
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~~ A study published in the journal "Neurology" says that people who snore are more prone to getting headaches.
No reason is given.
My theory: It's because their spouses hit them on the head all night long trying to get them to stop snoring.
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~~ A traitor is a man who quits your party to join the other one.
A man who quits the other party to join yours is a convert!
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~~ One morning a helicopter crew from my squadron got an order to pick up a mental patient and deliver him to an aircraft carrier.
The passenger boarded the copter unescorted, but when it
landed on the carrier, four Marines charged in, restrained the bewildered passenger and unceremoniously delivered him to the ship's doctor.
Then the flight crew received another message: "Replace mental patient with dental patient."
The poor guy had a toothache.
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~~ MIRACLE DRUG: One that costs the same this year as it did last year.
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~~ Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department
of Motor Vehicles and asked to have my maiden name reinstated on my driver's license.
"Will there be any change of address?" the clerk inquired.
"No," I replied.
"Oh, good," she said, clearly delighted.
"You got the house."
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~~ Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
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~~ Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain.
One looks skywards and says, "So this is England.
What's it like?"
The other snarls, "Well, if you like the weather,
you'll love the food."
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Todays Thought; I've learned that even when you think you have no more to give,
when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.
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