I think it's hotter here then Florida.....
We did get a quick storm and that cooled it a wee bit.
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Sun rise yesterday....
Too early yet for todays....
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Sitting on the deck, and got more pictures of the Hummers.
They are quick, so it's not easy getting them...
Digital camera is slow...
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Plumbers under the sink...stopped up drain....
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Couldn't get the drain unstopped,
so he's going in and trying that way.....
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He's the supervisor......
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So that's what was stopping the drain.......
that is ugly...
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Yeh, you do that.......
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A birthday gift for the wife.....
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Yea.....get gone......
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I'll leave on this one......
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~~ Pete was up at the White House one day.
"Do you want me to tell you the latest political gags, Mr. President?"
I asked him.
"You don't have to, Pete," he said.
"I know 'em already.
I appointed most of them."
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~~ An automobile dealer was asked if advertising was effective.
"Yes, it brings very quick results," he replied.
"Once we ran an ad that our watchdog was missing and offered a reward...
That very night three cars were stolen."
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~~ The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop.
A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident,
helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.
"Good lord, mister," he gasped, "Are you drunk?"
"Of course," said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit.
"What the hell do you think I am ... a stunt driver?"
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~~~ A storm was coming up.
A man who demanded total and immediate obedience from his children told his son,
"The wind swirls down from the attic.
Check the attic door.
Make sure it's shut tight."
The boy said, "Wait a minute, Dad."
"I want the attic door shut tight!"
"Dad..."
Don't Dad me.
This isn't a debate.
I want the door shut immediately!"
An hour later, the man went into the kitchen but couldn't find his wife.
He asked his son, "Where's your mother?"
The boy said, "In the attic!"
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~~ So hot.....
*It was so hot today I saw an Amish guy... buying an air conditioner.
*Its soooooooooo hot ..birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
*It's so hot, I saw... squirrels fanning their nuts !!!
*It's so hot... Satan decided to take the day off.
*It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.
*It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
*It's so hot, that Campbell Soup Comany... has changed the directions on its cans to, "Just pour and eat."
*It's so hot, that that Dick Cheney... waterboarded himself.
*It's so hot here that my dog was chasing a cat and they were both walking...
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~~ "I've really had it with my dog," said Gus to his friend, Pete.
"He'll chase anyone on a bicycle"
"Hmmm, that is a problem," said Pete.
"What are you thinking of doing about it?"
"I guess the only answer is to take away his bike!"
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~~ What's the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?
The pavement.
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~~ A woman called in a repairman to fix her television.
Just as he finished, the woman heard her husband's key in the lock.
"Hurry," she said to the repairman, "you'll have to hide.
My husband is insanely jealous."
There was no time to run out the back door, so the repairman
hid inside the TV console.
The husband came in and plopped down in his favorite chair to watch some football.
Inside the TV, the repairman was all squished up and getting hotter and hotter.
Finally, he couldn't stand it anymore.
He climbed out, marched across the room and out the front door.
The husband looked at the TV set, looked at his wife, looked
back at the set again and said, "I didn't see the referee send that guy off the field, did you?"
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~~ A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis.
After the second week, he made his move.
"No thank you." she said politely.
"This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love.
"That must be rather difficult." the man replied.
"Oh, I don't mind too much." she said.
"But, it has my husband pretty upset."
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~~ My husband and I are both in an Internet business, but he's the one who truly lives, eats and breathes computers.
I finally realized how bad it had gotten when I was scratching
his back one day. "No, not there," he directed. "Scroll down."
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~~ I was talking on the phone with my son, who was stationed in Hawaii with the Air Force.
He was explaining how the troops were learning to scuba-dive.
They used the buddy system, he said, and occasionally dived into shark-infested waters.
Listening on the extension, my daughter asked, "What do you do when you see a shark?"
Said my son, "Swim faster than my buddy."
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Todays thought; Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
1 comment:
507 AM...Man, thats early....I was only on my second cup....Blog keeps getting better...
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