Down Hummingbird Lane

Good morning....People.. How's it go?

Gonna be hot today....

The weatherman calls for some rain...

but we no see any....

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Sunrise....

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Looks like their having fun......

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So that's what that was.......

Not funny...puuu

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We was having a party.....and someone farted!

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Yeh, show them teeth....bite them...

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Yea, you look cool....

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He's got his cuddle pardner......

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Now these guys are cute....

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Don't worry I don't want your food!

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Only thing going on, is I gotta change my underwear....

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Did you forget to put the brakes on?

I bet you won't do that again!

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~~ got ran over by a rental truck today............Damn Hertz.......

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~~ An ideal summer day is when the sun is shining,
the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the
lawn mower is broken.

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~~ Gus learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting.
He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that
he would not be leaving with them.
He quickly scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk:
"I have a last-minute meeting...... Leave without me...... Gus."
At 7:00 p.m., Gus stopped back at his desk and found this note:
"Meet us at the bar and grill across the street........ You drove."

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~~ A passenger train is creeping along, slowly.
Finally it creaks to a halt.
Barbara sees a conductor walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
Barbara sees the same conductor walking again.
She leans out the window and yells,
"What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"

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~~ You know you're dating the wrong guy when your friend steals your
boyfriend and all you can think is, What does she see in him?

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~~ Having clocked a motorist at a high rate of speed,
the officer pulls over the car and asks the driver what he
thought he was doing.
"I didn't mean to speed," replied the driver,
"I was only trying to get off the radar screen."

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~~ My favorite joke:
So this giraffe walks up to an elephant and goes, "Hey! Why the long face?"
Actually that isn't my favorite joke at all.

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~~Okay, try this one...
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
DWAYNE THE TUB! I'M DWOWNING!

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~~ A Redneck walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said,
"I'll have a shave and a shoe shine."
The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a
woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen
knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The Redneck said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in
a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."
The Redneck said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the
difference."
She said, "You tell him....... He is the one shaving you."


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~~ A middle school in New Ipswich, New Hampshire, encourages freethinking.
A sign outside the school reads "You are unique—just like everyone else."

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~~ Marriage is like the witness protection program: you get new clothes,
you live in the suburbs and you're not allowed to see your friends anymore.

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~~ Life will be pretty bad when one reaches eighty,
especially if there is a state trooper behind the car.

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Todays Thought:  When you hire people who are smarter than you , you prove you are smarter than them.

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