And how was your day?
I know My friend "Pete" stayed by the air.......
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Went last night after 8:00 and got the sunset over the mountains....
Too hazy last night....
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Hummers were thirsty yesterday...
Filled the feeders twice......
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Some people stayed in the water.......
A lot of them.....
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It was so hot the Bears are traveling by Taxi......
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New, he's trying on shirts......
Wants to go to Hamburgers place.....
(High class-gotta dress up )
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No air!!
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Yep!!
And he bites.......LOOK OUT!
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Cool...photoshopped??
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Yep...you gotta watch out for the blogs.....
I'll leave on this one..........
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So how come they give you 'Playboy' on the way in and
'Good Housekeeping' on the way out?
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~~ Iran has banned the mullet........
Today, the state of Kentucky broke off all diplomatic relations with Iran.
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~~ Pete, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his
wife to drive his prize possession...
even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed,
"Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age."
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~~ While in the men's room at a beach park in Florida,
I noticed they had a plastic baby-changing table installed on the wall.
Apparently, some sportsmen had co-opted this politically correct
amenity for their own use.
Above the table was a sign saying: "It is unlawful to clean fish on this table."
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~~ Where else but in Washington, D.C. would they call the department
in charge of everything outdoors the Department of the Interior?
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~~ The judge warned the witness,
“Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?”
“I do.”
“Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?”
“Sure,” said the witness. “My side will win.”
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~~ Some people say dogs and cats are too much bother.
I never found it so.
There is comfort and restorative power in the soft muzzle
laid gently on your lap, an ecstatic tail wagging,
or a small head rubbing against your neck.
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~~ Pete: Are you still seeing that shrink?
Gus: Nah, all he did was charge a lot of money to ask me the
same questions my wife asks me for free.
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~~ What's the first health rule of safe vacationing abroad?
If you actually look like your passport photo,
you definitely aren't well enough to travel!
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~~ On a recent vacation at a resort ,
I planned to spend an afternoon at the pool .
I wanted to bring my own drinks, but were unsure of the hotel's policy.
I called the front desk, and assuming everyone was familiar with the
brand of ice chest I had, asked if it was all right if I brought a
Playmate to the pool.
After a pause the clerk asked, "Does she have her own towel?"
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~~ What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
"Thats the most violent book I've ever read."
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~~ Three friends a surgeon, an engineer, and a politician were discussing
which of their professions was the oldest.
The surgeon said "Eve was created from Adam's rib a surgical procedure."
The engineer replied: "before Adam and Eve, order was created out of chaos,
and that was an engineering job."
The politician said, "Yes, but who do you suppose created the chaos?"
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~~ "Don't worry" a grinning patient told his psychiatrist.
"I'll pay every cent I owe you or my name isn't Alexander the Great."
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Todays Thought: The man who can't understand why his wife can find nothing to
wear in a full closet is the same guy who can't find anything to
eat in a full refrigerator.
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