Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends and Neighbors......

Are you ready for a great holliday weekend?

We thinking....maybe a nice Bar-B-Que deck party?

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Breakfast on the deck, this morning.....

Zip-lock omlet with cheese..no salt.....

one toast, no butter....Is this how it goes....Pete?

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"Sam" sez he wants one......

he also is hungry all the time....

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Breakfast??

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You know he wants some....

just look at him........

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He's wants a drink.....Pepsi please!

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I don't know what to say........

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I hope they can count.....

From what we hear they can't....

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This one is for Carol....her fav painter....

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What can I say??

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I'll leave on this one.........

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~~ Hey...Pete; What is the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A. A hunter lies in wait and a fisherman waits and lies.

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~~ A man complained to a friend about his recent stay in the hospital,
saying, "The worst thing was that the nurses were so possessive.
It was "How are we today?" and "How do we feel?"
The friend said, "That doesn't sound terrible."
The man said, "Well one morning, I put my hand on her knee and she
slapped our face."

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~~ Of course men can multitask, they read on the toilet,
don't they?

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~~ A mountaineer named Pete, took his son to a school to enroll him.
"My boy's after larnin', what d'ya have?" he asked the teacher.
"We offer English, trigonometry, spelling, etc.," she replied.
"Well, give him some of that thar trigernometry;
he's the worst shot in the family."

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~~ Relatives gathered for the reading of the Last Will And
Testament after a long awaited death.
The lawyer opened the envelope, and read solemnly:
"Being of sound mind and body, I spent every last cent before I died."

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~~ Brenda's 6 year old was explaining to the other kids
what "extinct" meant:
"Well," she said in all seriousness, "it means that the dinosaurs are all dead
and have been dead so long they don't stink anymore, that's why they
call them exstinkt."

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~~ Sometimes when you cry, no one sees your tears.
Sometimes when you are worried, no one sees your pain.
Sometimes when you are happy, no one sees your smile.
But you try lighting a cigarette on a bus and see how much attention you get!

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~~ Five-year-old Curt asked his pregnant mother Dee,
"Why does the baby stay in your stomach?" Dee answered,
"It is kind of like a house in there.
He is safe until he is ready to come out the door."
The following day as Dee dropped her son off at school,
she couldn't help but laugh when Curt asked his pregnant teacher,
"Can I see the front door where your baby will
come out?"

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~~ On still another diet, Sue had lost a few pounds and a
lot of her usual sunny disposition.
After making a snappish remark to her husband,
she apologized and reminded him that he was supposed to stick
by her through thick and thin.
"I know," he said, dryly, "but thick was a lot easier."

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~~ A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the
Sunday morning service.
After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down
to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.
For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were
to be married.
"Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?" he requested.
Immediately, ten single ladies, six widows and two single men stepped to the front.

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~~ In the school cafeteria, several college students were
talking about their various courses.
One said, "Calculus is the toughest course in the world."
A second said, "You're crazy.
Trigonometry is ten times harder."
The third a football recruit, said, "You guys must be kidding.
You ever hear of something called subtraction?"

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Todays Thought:  "When the power of love overcomes the love of power,
then the world will know peace." (Jimi Hendrix)

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