Down Hummingbird Lane

Well.....Hot...Hot here....maybe rain later...

Everyone have a good weekend?

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The farmer spreading Turkey doo on his fields...

he does that every year.....that and lime....

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Looks like our buddies are going to have a party....

Bubba's opening the booze.....

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Going to be some great music.....

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Going to have some great dudes coming.....

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Plenty dancing....

Though the guy in the background...

I  don't know about....

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Some drunks....drinking to much.....

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Some sleeping it off.......

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Some fighting over the drinks.......

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Some just doing Woopie.....

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I'll leave on this note.......

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~~ Pete: I'd like a triple-chocolate ice-cream sundae with

lots of nuts on top of the whipped cream.
Waiter: How about a cherry on top?
Pete: Golly no! I'm on a diet.

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~~ After the birth of her son, my friend Ellen got the name
of a pediatrician from her mother.
"This is the doctor who took care of you when you were a baby," her mother said.
"And I think he's still in practice."
My friend contacted the doctor, and during his examination
of the baby, Ellen remarked, "You were my pediatrician
when I was a newborn."
Replied the doctor, "I thought you looked familiar!"

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~~ STUPID WARNING LABEL
A different brand of insect spray: kills flies, wasps,
mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects.
Not tested on animals.

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~~ One day, after a man had his annual physical,
the doctor came out and said, "You had a great checkup.
Is there anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That's a pretty big decision.
Have you talked it over with your family?"
"Yeah, and they're in favor 15 to 2."

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~~ I was waiting in the office of our lone, overworked
doctor when a local repairman, father of seven children,
dashed in looking worried and distraught.
To the nurse he explained,
"My kids are all sick with some kind of bug.
I know that Doc is too busy for me to bring 'em all in here,
but I wondered if I could bring in one for a sample?"

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~~ At a museum in London, England a brass plate with
Braille writing for the blind reads:
PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THIS EXHIBIT.....

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~~ A helicopter loses power over a remote Scottish
island and makes an emergency landing.
Luckily, there's a cottage nearby, so the pilot knocks on
the door.
"Is there a mechanic in the area?"
he asks the woman who answers.
She thinks for a minute.
"No, but we do have a McArdle and a McKay."

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~~ "How's your sick horse?" one rancher asked another.
"She's in stable condition."

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~~ I got talking to a couple at the supermarket and
subsequently missed my bus.
As I walked home, a car pulled up.
 Seeing it was my new friends, I jumped in and told them where
I lived.
"This was great, thank you," I said when we reached my house.
"Do you have farther to go?"
"Not really," they replied.
"We were outside our door when you got in."
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Todays thought;  Why are there flotation devices under plane seats
instead of parachutes?