Good Morning....Friends.....Gonna be a Hot one.....
Maybe rain this afternoon....
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Doc, Bubba sez;
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Nother sick kitten.......
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Doc Badger sez; send them to me....I'll cure them......
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Bed time story??
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You no got problems.......
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I have no idea.....I looks like wales dancing...
Do "Wales" Dance???
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Okay...Okay.....In a few.......
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When top level blokes look down, they see only shit;
When bottom level blokes look up, they see only arseholes...
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Oh, No, Eno.......
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I will leave on this pic........
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~~ Two elephants were having a chat.
One said to the other "You know my dad was in showbiz?"
"Oh yeah?" the other replied.
"Yep, he was a piano".
(that tickled the ol' ivories)
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~~ 3 way experiment .......... crossed a zebra, baboon, and a
cheetah ..........
ended up with a striped assed ape that runs like the wind.
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~~ He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue.
His lips were sealed.
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~~ An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat,
learning methods to counter offensive tactics.
That summer, the area had experienced an infestation of rattlesnakes.
Officers and NCOs were given one magazine of live ammunition to
counter this danger, as several men had already been bitten.
So much ammunition was expended shooting, supposedly, at snakes
that the post commander demanded that every officer and NCO
who had shot at a snake present the dead snake as
proof that the expenditure of rounds was justifiable.
The next day, the post commander entered his office and spotted
a shoe box on his desk.
He opened it, revealing a sleepy and sluggish, but very live, rattlesnake.
Inside the box were twenty expended cartridges, and a short note.
The note said, "I missed!"
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~~ My doctor told me to avoid any unnessary stress,
so i didn't open his bill .
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~~ Once there was an island of people called trids.
There was also a giant orge that lived in a cave and would come to
town and make great sport of kicking trids around with his big feet.
One day a visiting jewish rabbi saw what was going on and pleaded
with the giant ogre to stop, Kick me instead he said.
The ogre looked at the rabbi, started grinning and said....
silly rabbi...Kicks are for trids...
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~~ Every now and then, when you're on stage,
you hear the best sound a player can hear.
It's a sound you can't get in movies or television.
It is the sound of a wonderful, deep silence that means you've hit
them where they live.
- Shelley Winters -
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~~ The day after the Haitian earthquake,
I got a frantic call from my daughter in Florida.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"Nate's been called up by the National Guard.
He's going to Haiti," she said.
Then came the tears: "I didn't even know we were at war with Haiti."
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~~ Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were
avid bowlers.
Unfortunately, all the Swiss league records were destroyed in a fire, ...
and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
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~~ Steve, a lonely bachelor, wants some company,
so he buys a centipede and a small box for it to live in.
That evening, he decides to go out.
"Want to grab a drink?" he asks the centipede.
But there's no answer from the box.
A few minutes later, he asks again, still no reply.
Finally, he hollers, "Hey! Do you want to get a drink?"
"I heard you the first time!" says a small, irritated voice.
"I'm putting on my shoes!"
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Todays Thought; Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the
future is theirs,,...... is that a promise or a threat?
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