Good morning, friends...Well another puter crash....
But we're getting back......
GONNA BE A NICE DAY.....
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The sunrise this morning...
A little foggy...
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Did get another picture of the one of the Hummingbirds.
Getting more and more hummers every day....
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The Lilly's are blooming.....
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He's waiting for breakfast... and he don't wanna miss it....
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Your not gonna get more.....
Go ahead and cry.....
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Wow, don't look alike.....
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What....What did I do now ?
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Well, I guess I'll leave on this pic......
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~~ It's dinner time and Jeremy is finding it hard to get
through his chicken soup.
To be honest, he really doesn't much like its taste or
consistency.
His wife Sarah sees her Jeremy struggling with it and
so asks him, "What's wrong with the soup, Jeremy?"
"Although you're the best cook in the world, darling,"
replies Jeremy, "When it comes to chicken soup you've
got a lot to learn.
I don't want to upset you, but I just don't like your soup.
My mother Miriam makes the best chicken soup in the
world.
Why don't you ask her for her recipe.
"Oh come on Jeremy," replies Sarah, "you know how
Miriam hates me.
She would never tell me such a thing."
But your mother Hetty also makes an excellent chicken
soup," says Jeremy.
Surely she must have told you how."
Jeremy." says Sara, "this was the recipe she gave me.
I guess my mother hates you just as much as your
mother hates me."
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~~ A coworker stormed into my friend's office, yelling,
"Did you tell Joan I was a witch?!"
Stunned, my friend sputtered,
"No! I don't know how she found out."
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~~ TRUE FROM A TRAVEL AGENT:
A woman in Little Rock, Arkansas, called a travel agent
and said, "I want to book a flight to Pepsi- Cola on one of those computer planes."
The agent thought for a moment and then responded:
"Do you mean you want to fly to Pensacola on a
commuter plane?"
Without hesitating the woman replied, "Yeah, whatever."
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~~ During our computer class, the teacher chastised
one boy for talking to the girl sitting next to him.
"I was just asking her a question," the boy said.
"If you have a question, ask me," the teacher tersely
replied.
"Okay," he answered.
"Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"
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~~ Returning home after his first day in fourth grade,
nine-year-old Cody slammed the back door in a rather
sour mood.
His mother Sophie asked, "What is wrong with you,
young man?
I thought you'd be excited about the first day of school."
"My teacher is mean and nasty," Cody growled.
"I want to divorce her."
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~~ "You need to be careful when writing comments,"
our principal told the faculty.
He held a report card for a Susan Crabbe.
A colleague had written,
"Susan is beginning to come out of her shell."
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~~ The doctor called Mrs Myles to tell her that her
cheque came back.
She replied: "So did my arthritis!"
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~~ My husband is a workaholic, so we hardly see each
other.
Just to spend some time with him, I climbed onto the
roof one day while he was putting up shingles.
But after a while, I'd had enough.
"We don't do anything fun," I said.
"We never go out like other couples."
"What do you mean?" said my husband.
Putting down his hammer, he gazed into my eyes and,
with as much romance as he could muster, said,
"So who did I ask to go to the dump with me this morning?"
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~~ The Iranian Ambassador to the United Nations met
George W. Bush on a recent visit to New York.
At the end of his stay, the ambassador turned to Bush
and said: " I have just one question about what I have
seen in America.
My son watches this show called Star Trek, and in it
there is Chekov, who is Russian, Scottie, who is Scottish,
and Sulu, who is Chinese, but there are no Arabs.
My son is very upset and does not understand why there
are not any Iranians in Star Trek.
Bush smiled: "That's because if takes place in the future."
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Todays thought: The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in
half and put it back in your pocket.....
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1 comment:
I love lillies they are so prety. Glad the hummers are back in force what do you put in the feeders?
Rae x
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