Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning friends....

.Lot of coughing last night, not much sleep...

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Wanna play pool?

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How you like Alison's cake??

Looks cool.....great job....

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Dance Moves??

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Whooa...What kind of cat this is??

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No breaks.....watch out!

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New Rug scratches......

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Would yo like a tattoo like this?

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Sweep's week...groan.....

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I'll leave now if I can get out......

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♥♥♥

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~~ Definition of a bachelor pad ;

All the houseplants are dead,
but there's something growing in the refridgerator ...

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~~ Finnegan:..... Me wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock
in the morning.
I can't break her of it.
O'Callaghan: What on earth is she doin' at that time?
Finnegan: Waitin' for me to come home.

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~~ Gus took a job working alone in Canada's frozen far north.
"Here's your emergency survival kit," said his boss.
"It contains a box of flares, a radio, and a deck of cards."
"What are the cards for?" Gus asked.
"In case the flares don't work and the radio freezes up," replied the boss,
"just take out the cards and play solitaire.
in about 10 seconds someone will tap you on the shoulder and say
'put the red 9 on the black 10'....

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~~ While hunting.... Gus and Pete got lost in the woods.
Trying to reassure his freind, Gus said "Don't worry.
All we have to do is shoot into the air three times,
stay where we are, and someone will find us."
They shot in the air three times, but no one came.
After awhile, they tried it again.
Still no response.
When they decided to try once more, Pete said "It better work this time.
We're down to our last three arrows"

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~~ A young mother said to her small son at the kitchen table,
"Twenty years from now you'll be telling some girl what a great cook
I was........ Now eat your dinner!"

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~~ California is a state that's washed by the Pacific on one side and
cleaned by Las Vegas on the other.

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~~ A little schoolgirl submitted a book report that read somewhat as
follows: "This book was all about penguins.
It told me where penguins live, what they eat, what they do all year,
and lots more.
It told me more about penguins than I care to know!"

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~~ Doctors will tell you that if you eat slowly you will eat less.
Anybody raised in a large family will tell you the same thing.

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~~ Ruby's grand daughter is sitting on her grandma's lap and studying
the wrinkles on her old face.
She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles.
Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled.
Finally the little girl asks, "Grandma, did God make you?"
"He sure did honey, about 100 years ago," replies her grandma.
"Well, did God make me?" asks the little girl.
"Yes, He did, and that wasn't too long ago," answers her grandma.
"Boy," says the little girl, "He's sure doing a lot better job these days,
isn't He?"

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~~ Many youngsters aren't even aware that teaching is a job.
Discussing after-school activities, a teacher in Wisconsin told her
first graders.
"When I get home from work, I like to sew."
A boy looked surprised and said, "Where do you work?"
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Today's Thought:  "Life is a coin..... You can spend it anyway you wish,

but you can only spend it once."

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