A nice showery day today....T-storms this evening.....
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It always comes when you least expect it...Right?
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You gotta be cool like this young lady.....
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Oh, no...not that.....
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Gotta call "LACO"....master plumbers....
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Oh, the shame of it....you made Bunny cry!
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Fight! Fight!
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A man's dream ........?
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JUst what Flex needs.....
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I want my data back.......
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~~ One dad I know uses what I call Post-It Note Therapy on his children.
He leaves sticky Post-It Notes everywhere...in their lunch boxes,
inside their shoes and on top of their sandwiches before he wraps them
up.
He once went into his daughter's room, looking for his hammer,
and on the back of her bedroom door was every Post-It Note he'd ever
given her over 250 in all with simple messages like "Great job,"
"I love you," or "You're special to me."
Do you think that girl knew, without a doubt, that her dad valued her
and loved her?
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~~ A tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York and orders wine.
The guy in line behind him snorts, "They don't serve wine here!"
"You mean," says the tourist, "you're here for the food?"
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~~ After I applied for jobs at both a library and shoe store,
my wife said she hoped that I'd get the one at the store.
"It would be nice to have employee discounts on shoes," she explained.
Then, without thinking, she added, "Of course, if you get the job at
the library we'll get free books."
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~~ The husband had just painted the toilet seat.
The wife was unaware so she sat on it and got stuck.
The husband loosened the seat and called the doctor.
He came over and saw the patient lying on her stomach on the bed.
The doctor said: “It’s beautiful, but did you have to frame it?”
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~~ A traveler's car broke down.
It was too late to call for assistance from a garage, so he walked over
to a nearby farmhouse, where, to his surprise, he encountered a farmer's
lovely daughter.
Hearing his plight, the farmer's daughter offered him a night's lodging.
The traveler accepted and was shown to a pleasant bedroom.
Later as he lay thinking of the maiden, there was a knock on the door
and the voice of the farmer's daughter asking if he was still awake.
The traveler said, "I'm still up. Come in."
Wearing the briefest of nighties, the farmer's daughter entered and
asked, "Are you lonely?"
The traveler said, "I certainly am."
The farmer's daughter said, "I'm glad, because I've got another traveler
outside who needs a room."
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~~ Learn as if you were going to live forever.
Live as if you were going to die tomorrow.
- Mahatma Gandhi -
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~~ WAS MET WITH A STRING OF BROKEN PROMISES AND LIES,
AS WELL AS COCKROACHES.
Response to a question on a job application,
"Why did you leave your previous job?"
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~~ Brevity is next to confusion in the insurance business.
When a client died, her daughter told our agency that she would cancel
the home policy the following week, once her mother's belongings were
removed. Simple, right?
Here's the note that was placed in the client's file:
"Deceased will call next week to cancel moving her things out."
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~~ A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after
we have enlightened him with ours.
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~~ An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery
and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember,
if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me,
your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."
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Todays Thought: "When you have a lot of things to do,
it's best to get your nap out of the way first."
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Good one Gus I love the 'post it' therapy.
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