Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning friends,  The computer phone is down, so am using

the house phone.....It's slow this morning....

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Yep...It's Caturday.....why are you hiding?

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You can't trust a cat to fix breakfast!

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Hey! when you gonna take this thing off so I can eat??

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This cat don't want to get up....got his Teddy......

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My what big teeth you got Grama......

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Gotta get my drill out, got a light fixture to fix.....

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There thats done....all fixed.

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Trying to get a picture of that pesky Squirrel...

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Oh...No....

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Poor ENO.......

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Well....I godda go....my rides here........

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~~ Vivian had just stepped out of the shower when the doorbell rang.

She put on her bathrobe and scurried to answer the door,
not realizing her three-year-old daughter Meredith was following her.
As Vivian opened the door to sign for a package,
Meredith came up from behind, holding up Vivian's black lace bra.
"Mommy," she said, "you forgot to put on your boobs."

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~~ One day, little Rachel asks her mother,
"Mommy, what happens to old cars when they stop working?"
"Someone sells them to your father," replies her mother.

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~~ Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics. 'How much do you weigh?' she asks.
'235,' I say. The nurse puts me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 260.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '6 foot 3,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'11'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!'
I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!
She put me on Prozac.

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~~ SIGN IN RESTAURANT: Dinner Special:
Turkey $3.35;
Chicken or
Beef $3.25;
Children $3.00.

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~~ To get his mind off his losing streak at the racetrack,
I took my friend horseback riding.
Being a novice, he freaked when his mount took off.
"How do I stop?" he yelled.
"Bet on it!" I hollered back.

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~~ Working as a kindergarten teacher.
I often receive classroom donations of items that are to be used in our
art lessons.
One such donation was paper of a heavier weight than we were used to;
as a result, the children began getting paper cuts more often.
One student was particularly disturbed by this, and one day he made a
very obvious suggestion:
Maybe before we use any more of this paper, you should sand the
edges!"

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~~ Q Who’s the patron saint of e-mail?
A: St. Francis of a CC.

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~~ Gus: It's a real dollars and cents wedding.

Pete: What do you mean?
Gus: He doesn't have a dollar...and she has no sense.
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Todays Thought:  A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures
in the doctor's book.

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