Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning Friends and Neighbors.....  
A great Day for Mothers Day......
Sorry, I missed a day...I was under the weather.....
Still am, but......
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To All the Mom's out there.....

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Yep....gonna be a nice one.....

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Yep...that's a MOM.........

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"Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young."

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He learned this move from old Fred Astaire movies!

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They don't believe you....Have fun.....

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Hey! you leave Mom's cookies alone.....

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Looks mean....too.....

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Aw, no! not that.....

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~~ Two friends were comparing their golf games in the clubhouse bar.

Gus volunteered the information that he played in the 90s.
Pete responded with, "I play regularly in the 80s, but, when it gets into
the 90s, I have to come in here for the air conditioning."

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~~ A great-grandmother puts it plainly how she's managed to stay so
young: "It takes time to grow old, and I've never had any."

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~~ A five-year-old had been squabbling all day with his sister.
Their mom had finally had enough.
In frustration, she asked how the kids would feel if their mom and dad
argued like that.
The kids responded.
"But you and Dad picked each other. We didn't have a choice!"

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~~ A professional storyteller was in Europe speaking at various libraries.
Late one day she phoned her mother back home and told her that she
had just given a speech for two hundred five librarians.
"Wonderful," said her mother.
"How much is that in American dollars?"

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~~ Spring is here now, I know. In life, however, Winter days can
come at any time and in any season.
If you are going through some right now remember that God loves you.
Remember that each day you wake up is another day that you can be
reborn in love and joy.
Remember that even when you are shoveling snow in the world,
you can still be planting flowers in your soul.
And remember that even when Winter drags on and on,
you can still share your Spring.

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~~ A mother and her young son returned from the grocery shop and
began putting away the groceries.
The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over
the table.
"What are you doing?" his mother asked.
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained.
"Therefore I'm looking for the seal", he cutely said.

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~~ For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher
about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day, the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the
unborn child.
The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment.
Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said,
"Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were
expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"

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~~ While assembling furniture, Mary asked her roommate's five-year-old
son to bring her a screwdriver.
"Do you want a 'Daddy' screwdriver or a 'Mommy' screwdriver?"
the little boy asked.
Confused with the question, Mary said, "Bring me a 'Mommy' screwdriver."
The child came back and handed her a butter knife.

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~~ Today, my grandma mailed some pictures of me when I was younger.
I came across a 4th grade school photo.
I complained to my mom, "Look at me!
I was hideous!"
Her reply?...... "That was me when I was a kid."
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Todays Thought:  Measure wealth not by the things you have,

but by the things you have for which you would not take money.