Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, friends and neighbors, A nice warm morning.

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Going to be a nice day....the weekend will be cool.. in the 60º's.

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She's hollering for breakfast, sez; I want food!!

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Old Green Eyes waiting for food also.......

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This one ate too much....you think??

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

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This guy is waiting for Mama, and food.....

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He saz: keep playing around.....I'll get you yet!!

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Kittenz don't like water........

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Oh, my you got a problem... does it itch....

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I gotta go, as soon as I clean my car.......

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~~ Found in a heap of recycled files donated to our school was this

curiously labeled folder: "Excuses I Have Used."

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~~ Caught up in his lecture on energy, my physical science professor
had been writing furiously on the blackboard about horsepower and
James Watt, who coined the term.
In the midst of his scribbling, the teacher lost his place.
He paused, looked at the board and wondered aloud, "Where's Watt?"
From the back I called out, "Watt's on second.
Who's on first."

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~~ At a wedding ceremony, the minister reminded the newlywed couple,
"True love doesn't have a happy ending. It has no ending."

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~~ In a recovery room a man was just waking up from anesthesia
after surgery.
His wife was sitting by his side holding his hand.
His eyelids just opened for a few seconds.
He looked at his wife as if he was returning from out of body experience,
hallowed by bright white light.
With a broken smile and in a groggy voice he mumbled at his wife,
"You are so beautiful."
Then he fell asleep and started snoring again waking up other recovering
room surgery patients and annoying nurses.
His wife had never seen him so ugly and yet so romantic.
So she suppressed all her disgust of environment, held his hand tighter
and chose to stuck there for a while.
After a while the man opens his eyelids again but wider and for longer
time.
He loves the comfort of his wife and says, "You are cute!"
The wife was disgusted, threw his hand on the bed and demanded an
explanation, "It was 'beautiful', last time and how it is 'cute' this time.
What happened to my beauty?"
The man answered, "Honey, I am recovering to reality from the
influence of Anesthesia."

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~~ Eve: Do you love me?
Adam: Who else?

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~~ To help untangle my fishing gear, I asked my wife and her sister to
walk the fishing line across our front yard and hold it taut while I reeled
it back in.
A man strolling by saw the two good-looking women and did a double
take.
"I don't know what you're using for bait," he said to me,
"but I'll take a dozen."

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~~ I feel sorry for the young man who joined the navy to see the world,
and spent the next three years in a submarine!

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~~ My 45-year-old sister was attending the wedding of a childhood
friend when she ran into people she hadn't seen in years.
How long exactly?
One of them shouted, "Kathy, you got your braces off!"

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~~ My father was telling his young nephew about fighting in Vietnam.
"Are you a hero?" Jose asked.
"Nah," said Dad.
"Did you ever shoot anyone?"
"No. All I did was aim at 'em."
Pause … "Who's Adam?"
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Today Thought:  Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

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