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A Taco Baby??
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Nap time??
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Surfer Girl??
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A Mom's day Kiss..........
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FaceBook??
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Waiting for your call.........
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No Joke.......
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Oh... Wow......
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How about a deck Monky??
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~~ mayor of R-ville passed out pens imprinted with the message
"Got a gripe? Call the mayor"
One morning the phone rang and his secretary answered it.
"Who was that?" the mayor asked.
"A citizen with a gripe," came the reply.
"The pen you gave him doesn't work."
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~~ At the beginning of summer camp, the children were told they must
put on a clean pair of socks every day.
After two weeks, several kids came to activities shoeless,
they couldn't get their sneakers over fourteen pairs of socks!
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~~ As she prepared to go to school, my 17-year-old Son asked
to borrow a pair of my shorts.
Since he'd never asked to share my clothes before,
I happily got him a pair.
"Why do you want them?" I asked.
He replied, "It's nerd day at school."
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~~ One of our visiting Italian students at Sheppard Air Force Base
said he wouldn't be able to fly that day.
"Why?" his teacher asked.
Marshaling all the English he knew, the student pointed to his ears and
explained, "It's my fallopian tubes."
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~~ A job interviewer asked me where I wanted to be in five years.
I said, "Ideally, suspended with pay."
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~~ Americans aren't quitters; otherwise they would have given up
trying to sing the high notes of "The Star Spangled Banner."
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~~ I stood in the ice cream parlor watching in amazement as the
girl behind the counter piled one mammoth scoop of ice cream after
another onto my cone.
It was so huge, I began to question whether she'd heard my order.
"Excuse me," I said. "Is that a small?"
As she poured on the toppings, she replied, "Not yet!"
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~~ After arriving home from a doctor's appointment my husband Bernard,
told me that he was being referred to a specialist for further tests.
He called our local hospital to make an appointment,
but he was put on hold.
The next thing I know he is laughing and holding out the phone to me
to listen to the hospital's choice of music:
"Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen.
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Todays Thought: A man brings his wife flowers when he wants her
to remember an event or forget one.
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