And that guy over the mountain....
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Wake up, time for breakfast.....Lazy....
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She's waiting for a meal to come by.....
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What you looking at?? Facebook??
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She must have been ugly....I guess!
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There are no ghosts...I hope......
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Watching her like a hawk??
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Yea, watch out for me......
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That hurts the face...got to be more careful....
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The "Super Chicken" car...?
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~~ Classified Ad:
09' Suzuki GSXR 1000, $9,000
This bike is perfect! It has only 1,000 miles and has had its 500 mile
dealer service.
It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground.
I use it as a cruiser/commuter.
I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper-consent of a
loving wife.
Apparently "Do whatever you want" doesn't mean what I thought.
Call Steve 555-1212.
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~~ At a restaurant, in a nearby booth, I noticed an elderly couple
enjoying each other's company.
They looked to be in their 80's.
I wondered if they'd have to wait for a bus to take them home,
while I, much younger, would enjoy a drive home in my car.
While I was wondering, they got up to leave and reached down for
their motorcycle helmets!
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~~ A wealthy man had a falling out with his two sons.
It was serious enough that he decided to change his will.
At his lawyer's office, he threw his will on the table and said,
"This needs an heircut."
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~~ I once played hooky from school.
My teacher sent a thank-you note!
Milton Berle
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~~ An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to
go to see his doctor.
"Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night," complains the man.
"Have you tried counting sheep?" inquired the doctor.
The accountant replied, "That's the problem, Doc.
I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it!"
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~~ Bank's sign: "Money talks. We listen with interest."
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~~ A few years ago, I opened the invitation to my cousin's 100th
birthday party.
On the front—in bold letters—it screamed, "If he's heard it once,
he's heard it a hundred times.
Happy Birthday, Sam!"
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~~ Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to
speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had
been.
"Sidney thought of everything," she told them.
"Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside.
He handed me three envelopes. 'Tillie,' he told me,
'I have put all my last wishes in these three envelopes.
After I am dead, please open them and do exactly as I have instructed.
Then, I can rest in peace'."
"What was in the envelopes?" her friends asked.
"The first envelope contained $5,000 with a note,
'Please use this money to buy a nice casket.'
So I bought a beautiful mahogany casket with such a comfortable lining
that I know Sidney is resting very comfortably."
"The second envelope contained $10,000 with a note,
'Please use this for a nice funeral '.
I arranged Sidney a very dignified funeral and bought all his favorite
foods for everyone attending."
"And the third envelope?" asked her friends.
"The third envelope contained $25,000 with a note,
'Please use this to buy a nice stone.'"
Holding her hand in the air, Tillie said...
"So, do you like my stone?" showing off her 10 carat diamond ring.
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~~ I asked my nephew what he wanted for his birthday and he asked
for a Bat mobile...
Well unbeknownst to me, one of them was still alive when I hung it
over it his bed.
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~~ One day, Max who is away at university, rings his mother.
"Hi Mum," he says." I thought you should know that I've just switched
courses and I'm now taking Psychology."
"Oh my" says his mother, " I suppose you'll now be analysing everyone
in the family."
"Oh no. Mum" he replies, "I don't take abnormal psychology until next
term."
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Todays Thought: "To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom."
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