an overcast day, with rain later......
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Sitting on the deck and this fellow flew over......
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He's eying you.......
Wow....he's a big one....
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My, what big teeth......
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No cookies for kitties.....
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What ya looking at.....
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No...No.....
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Looks more like sleeping, to me....
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Ha-ha-ha.......
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What can you say??
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~~ A man from Thailand spent three extra years in an Indonesian prison
because of a typo.
It turns out he only roped a cow.
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~~ In South Africa, a 96-year-old man has become the world’s oldest
bungee jumper.
The funeral will be this Tuesday.
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~~ There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious
law firm and it finally comes down to Robert and Paul.
Both graduated magna cum laude from law school.
Both come from
good families.
Both are equally attractive and well-spoken.
It's up to the senior partner to choose one, so he takes
each aside and asks, "Why did you become a lawyer?"
In seconds, he chooses Paul.
Baffled, Robert takes Paul aside.
"I don't understand why I was rejected.
When Mr. Armstrong asked me why I became a lawyer,
I said that I had the greatest respect for the law,
that I'd lay down my life for the Constitution and that all I
wanted was to do right by my clients.
What in the world did you tell him?"
"I said I became a lawyer because of my hands," Robert replies.
"Your hands? What do you mean?"
"Well, I took a look one day and there wasn't any money in
either of them!"
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~~ In Afghanistan, President Hamid Karzai is mad at the United States.
We said his government is riddled with bribes, corruption, and pay-offs.
I guess they’re trying to pass healthcare over there too.
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~~ When I became a licensed chiropractor, I moved back to my
hometown and soon had a thriving practice.
One morning I saw a new patient whom I recognized as my old
high-school principal.
"Gee," I said nervously, "I'm a little surprised to see you here."
"Why?" he replied.
"You certainly spent a great deal of time in my office."
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~~ Seen on the bathroom door of an upscale spa:
"Caution! Toilets flushed with reclaimed water..... Do not drink!"
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~~ A man in Pennsylvania was arrested for leaving marijuana in his
son’s Elmo backpack.
The cops became suspicious when Elmo laughed for two hours without
being tickled.
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~~ Henry and Sue are on holiday in Italy and on one of the duller days
decide to go on a coach tour of Rome.
They are having a nice, relaxed time when their guide points out the
Colosseum to them.
"Well Sue," says Henry, "isn't that a perfect example of what I've been
telling everyone for ages?
If you don't have sufficient capital, you mustn't begin to build."
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~~ What are the three types of men?
The handsome, the caring and the majority ....[I'm the first!]
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~~ An Irish airline has announced that it will charge $1.50 to use the
toilet on the airplane.
A lot of people will find a whole new use for the airsick bag.
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Todays Thought: Why won't the mating season come for the stray socks in the washing
machine?
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