A nice cool, sunny day..going to be a great weekend.
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There goes my eggs for breakfast....
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He's feeding his critters, breakfast......
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Now She thought that was funny.......
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I don't know about this guy.....?
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Going to play horsey.......?
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Yeh....I thought it was funny too.....
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Mr. Puss&Boots?
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Dog washer?? My dogs would be going crazy....
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Oh, No.....
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Well, time to go......
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~~ Two old ladies made an illegal turn... ignoring the outraged traffic officer's endeavors to stop them.
"Didn't you hear my whistle?" he demanded. The octogenarian at the wheel looked at him coyly... "Yes, I did,
officer but I never flirt when I'm driving."
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~~ I met Pete in the elevator & he was drinking coffee and complaining
about how coffee made him nervous.
I said why don't you quit drinking coffee.
He said, "because if I didn't have the shakes I wouldn't get any exercise
at all."
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~~ Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them.
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~~ A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each time I sip my
coffee, my eye seems to hurt.''
The brunette says, ''Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the
cup.''
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~~ I'm a director and I'm looking for someone to act as a bee for a
new film.
If any one is interested, give me a buzz.
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~~ I cannot comprehend why Noah didn't eliminate both mosquitoes
when he had such a beautiful opportunity.
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~~ A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed.
The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked him
how far away he was from the accident.
The carpenter replied, "Twenty-seven feet, six and one-half inches."
"What? How come you are so sure of that distance?" asked the lawyer.
"Well, I knew sooner or later some idiot would ask me.
So I measured it!" replied the carpenter.
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~~ Q: When's a person decide to become a plumber....?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an
undertaker.
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~~ Stockbroker called into IRS audit
The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited.
He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial
records, then sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant pored
over them.
Finally the IRS agent looked up and commented,
"You must have been a tremendous fan of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle."
"Why would you say that?" wondered the broker.
"Because you've made more brilliant deductions on your last three
returns than Sherlock Holmes made in his entire career."
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~~ Q: What's definition of a good tax accountant?
A: Someone who has a loophole named after him.
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Todays Thought: You do not need a parachute to skydive.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
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