Another nice day......Pete....has your Parrot got home yet?
Maybe them up drafts got him off track??
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Well, things are greening up pretty good now....
We're waiting on the Hummingbirds to arrive any time now....
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I guess he's got his breakfast, lunch and dinner......
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I bet it does....til one of them big beetles hit that nose.....
One hit my elbow one time....boy did that hurt....
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Oh, noes......
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Yep, you heard right....now bend brown......
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Cute........
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Driving near Kirkjubaejarklaustur, Iceland, through the ash from the volcano
eruption under the Eyjafjallajokull glacier....
I bet that's hard on cars too.....
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She needs some of that dust for her dust bath....
That'll kill them fleas.....
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What can you say??
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Well, I'm loaded, so i'll just go on, now!
Have a great day.....
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~~ Ponder this:
* In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word!
* A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!
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~~ You know you've spent too much money on your summer vacation
when the balance in your savings account is lower than your sunscreen
number.
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~~ It was time for Pete's annual checkup.
Following the instructions, He collected a stool sample and dropped
it in a plastic container before he left for his Doctors office.
When he arrived, he handed the sample to the receptionist who
immediately cracked a smile.
The container read "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter."
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~~ My 45-year-old sister was attending the wedding of a childhood
friend when she ran into people she hadn't seen in years.
How long exactly?
One of them shouted, "Kathy, you got your braces off!"
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~~ A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later, there’s a knock on the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"
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~~ With modern transportation today, it's almost impossible to have
any distant relatives.
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~~ I just got fired on my first day working at the stables......
It turns out my experience grooming young Fillys was not what they
expected.
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~~ a man walks into a bar and orders a beer, he looks around, admiring
the room and he soon notices that there are big lumps of meat hanging
on the ceiling.
He then says to the bartender, "why have you got all this meat hanging
around?
the barman says, "it's a little bet that we're running.
If you can jump up and grab a bit of meat in your mouth then you can
have all of your drinks on the house.
If you fail then you have to buy everyone else in the bar a drink.
Are you going to have a go?
The man shakes his head and says to the bartender,
"no way, the stakes are too high."
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~~ A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog.
Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a
Baptist.
They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs.
Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just
the dog they wanted.
The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife..
'Fetch the Bible,' he commanded.
The dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books,
located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.
'Now find Psalm 23,' he commanded.
The dog dropped the Bible to the floor, and showing marvelous
dexterity with his paws, leafed through, and finding the correct passage,
pointed to it with his paw.
The pastor and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog.
That evening, a group of church members came to visit.
The pastor and his wife began to show off the dog,
having him locate several Bible verses.
The visitors were very impressed.
One man asked, 'Can he do regular dog tricks, too?'
'I haven't tried yet,' the pastor replied.
He pointed his finger at the dog....... 'HEEL!' the pastor commanded.
The dog immediately jumped on a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's
forehead and began to howl.
The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said,
'Good Lord, he's Pentecostal!
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Todays thought: The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.
~ John F Kennedy
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