Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Everyone..... Another nice day.....I hope you all
are having one too.. Weather here has been weird lately.....
first hot then chilly.... Hopefully it'll settle down, now....
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That Iceland eruption is causing so pretty sunsets

over there....I don't think it will reach here....

I think they said north of the states....

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Great security guard......

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Till Mommy sez so...Hoopie.....

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So, you had to try....did ya!

Now you can just stay there till Dad gets home...

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Oh, my......Super Cat!

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I wouldn't either Bubba......

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Cat's love to play in boxes.....

Throw a box down....and it'll be full of cats playing.....

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Looks fat to me......

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What's the odds for two at the same time?

Someone's luck is bad.....

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Well, gotta go and pick up Bobbie......see ya later!..

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~~ Mrs. Smith pulled Mrs. Jones out of earshot of the porch,

where Mrs. Jones' lovely young daughter, Linda, sat.
"It is really none of my business," whispered Mrs. Smith,
"but have you noticed what your daughter is doing?"
"Why, no. Is she up to anything special?"
Mrs. Smith leaned closer.
"Haven't you noticed?
She has started knitting tiny garments!"
Mrs. Jones' troubled brow cleared.
"Well, thank goodness," she said smiling,
"at last she has taken an interest in something besides running
around with boys."

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~~ Returning to her seat after visiting the restroom, Bobbie asked a
man at the end of the row,
"Pardon me, but did I step on your foot before?"
Expecting an apology, the man said, "It so happens you did."
Then Bobbie nodded.
"Good....... Then this is my row."

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~~ As a new paratrooper, I was struck by all the T-shirts on base
emblazoned with the motto "Death from above!"
Later I noticed a submariner with a T-shirt that declared
"Death from below!"
Then, standing in line for chow one day,
I was served by an Army cook.
His T-shirt had a skull with a crossed fork and spoon underneath and
yet another warning: "Death from within!"

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~~ There's a new type of alarm clock on the market.
It makes no noise.
It uses lights and gets brighter and brighter until you wake up.
I already have one of these...... It's called a window.

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~~ The medical student was shocked when he received a failing grade
in radiology.
Approaching the professor, he demanded to know the reasons for the
grade.
"You know the self-X-ray you took?" asked the professor.
"I do."
"A fine picture," he said, "of your lungs, stomach, and liver."
"If it's a fine picture, then why did you give me an F?"
"I had no choice," said the professor. "You didn't put your heart into it."

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~~ Women are angels,
And when someone breaks their wings .
They simply continue to fly ~ on a broomstick!
They're flexible like that.

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~~ Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.
The first has no arms.
The second no legs and the third has no arms or legs.
They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool.
The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs
is closing fast.
The third of course sank straight to the bottom.
Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first.
He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool,
so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him.
He picks up the third guy, swims back up to the surface and places
the him at the side of the pool,
where-upon he starts coughing and spluttering.
Eventually he catches his breath and shouts...
"Three years I've spent learning to swim with my ears,
then two seconds before the whistle,.........
someone puts a swimming cap on me!"

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~~ The clerk of the fleabag hotel said, "Wouldja like a room with running
water?"
With a nasty frown the drunk replied, "What do I look like, a trout?"

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~~ Newspaper publisher James Bennett was upset to learn that his rival,
William Randolph Hearst, wanted to take over his paper.
When Hearst asked how much it would cost to buy Bennett's paper,
he replied "Three cents daily. Five cents Sunday."

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~~ Can my convertible be called a "vroom with a view?"

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~~ A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in
a dept. store and asks -
"W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?"
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s
dep-p-p-partment?"
Again, the clerk doesn`t answer him.
The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s
dep-p-p-partment?"
And the clerk just seems to ignore him.
Finally, the guy is angry and storms off.
The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk,
"why wouldn`t you answer that guy's question?"
The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get
b-b-b-beat up?!!"

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Today's thought:  Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.

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