Well, we dudn't get the snow they called for...
Now looks to be warming up.....
We're early this morning, as we have a Doctors visit....
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I'm glad someone is watching me...I can't get away with anything...
I guess thats why I'm always broke.......
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I don't know you might keep baby warm, but looks weird....
To me anyway.....
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Don't worry about the sign...."Just do it"....
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I has a Question? why would you want Alice in wonder land on your back.?
And people think I'm crazy..because I would like a big Spiderman on mine...not!
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Are you just finding that out!!
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To them, we're the ones upside down....
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He's watching them worms down there.....
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An Apple a day keeps you in worms??
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I'm outta here, I an't playing with them cats.....
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Yeah...I thought it was funny too.....
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~~ Which came first?
The chicken or the egg?
Neither...The rooster came first.
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~~ Suzanne sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided
to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax.
After a while a beggar came up to her and said, "Hey baby,
how about us going for a walk together."
"How dare you," she replied, "I'm not one of your cheap pickups!"
"Well then," said the beggar, "what are you doing in my bed?"
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~~ I had been living with my boyfriend, Peter, for about three years
when I first started teaching.
Out in the schoolyard one day, a boy was shadowing me.
"Are you married?" he asked.
"Not yet," I replied.
"Why not?" he asked.
"My boyfriend hasn't asked me yet," I informed him.
"Well, you should give him the all-tomato," he said, very seriously.
"The what?" I asked.
"You know," he replied, "the all-tomato:
Tell him he has to marry you or you'll leave!"
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~~ Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too
much.
We're all on the road to the grave, but there's no need to be in the
passing lane.
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~~ After I prosecuted a man for killing a bird out of season with his
slingshot, the court clerk suggested setting up a date for him to return
with both the money for the fine and proof of community service.
"That way," she said innocently, "you can kill two birds with one stone."
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~~ Silly signs.........
For sale—Blue sofa with two attached lazy boys."
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~~ Our community still has teenage curfew laws.
One night I was listening to my scanner when the police dispatcher said,
"We have a report of a 14-year-old male out after curfew.
The subject, wearing jeans and a gray sweatshirt, is six-foot-four and
weighs 265 pounds."
After a long pause, one of the patrols replied,
"As far as I'm concerned, he can go anywhere he wants."
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~~ A drunk guy approaches a cute girl in a singles bar.
“Hi Babe, how about a date? He says.
“Don’t waste your time.
I never go out with a perfect stranger.”
“It seems we are both in luck......... I’m far from perfect.”
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~~ Discovered: why our nation's education system is in trouble.
When a friend delivered 20 new math books to a teacher's classroom,
the teacher exclaimed,
"Oh, shoot! I was hoping it was something I could use."
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~~ The only two who can live as cheaply as one these days are a dog
and a flea.
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Today's thought: Never do card tricks with the group you play poker with.
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