Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends.....
Hope everyomes having a good day.....
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Someone was hungry....huh!

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He wants to lick some meat.......

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Oh, Noes....not that!

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I don't know what to say......

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How about pickin me a couple?

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Wow.....keeping my mouth closed....

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I'm impressed.....

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Eno's all thumbs....

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~~ My new credit card arrived in the mail with a large sticker on it,

giving the phone number to activate the card.
I called the number and got one option:
'Press One' to activate the credit card.
That led me to a live person, who answered with her first name and
the title "Credit Card Activator."
As I got ready to give her the necessary information,
she interrupted me, asking, "How can I help you?"

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~~ Driving in Ohio, we spotted a sign that said "Wildlife Refuge."
Seeing a dead deer lying in front of it, Pete shook his head,
and said: "He almost made it."

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~~ I opened the refrigerator to get my lunch.
Instead of my dessert, I found this note:
"IOU one banana cream.
Sorry, it was an emergency.... Bobbie."

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~~ Ethyl was talking to her hair stylist.
"It's silly," she said, "but my daughter has some sort of crazy idea
about losing her hair."
"What do you mean?" the beautician asked.
"Well, I overheard her on the phone the other day telling her best
friend that she hoped she'd be balled soon."

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~~ Life is short, Forgive quickly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything that made you smile.

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~~ My four-year-old daughter, Heather, had been nervous for weeks
about starting kindergarten.
So I spent a lot of time reassuring her that everything would be fine.
On the first day of school, she was still apprehensive,
so we sat outside waiting for the bell to ring.
"Oh, Mom," Heather said, "do I really have to go to kindergarten?
Couldn't I just wait and go to college instead?"

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~~ We shall never know the identity of the man who in 1976 made the
most unsuccessful hijack attempt ever.
On a flight across America, he rose from his seat,drew gun and took
the stewardess hostage.
”Take me to Detroit,” he demanded.
”We’re already going to Detroit,” she replied.
“Oh … good,” he said, and sat down again.

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~~ Lena: I'd better warn you, my husband will be home in an hour.
Henrik: But I haven't done anything I shouldn't do.
Lena: I know, but if you're going to, you'd better hurry up.

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~~ My grandmother told me how she ended up marrying grandpa.
She was in her 20s, and the man she was dating left for war.
"We were in love," she recalled, "and wrote to each other every week.
It was during that time that I discovered how wonderful your grandfather
was."
"Did you marry Grandpa when he came home from the war?" I asked.
"Oh, I didn't marry the man who wrote the letters.
Your grandfather was the mailman."

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~~ At an auction in R-ville a wealthy redneck announced that he had
lost his wallet containing $10,000 and would give a reward of $100
to the person who found it.
From the back of the hall another redneck shouted, “I’ll give $150!”
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Todays Thought:  "Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive;

easy to govern but impossible to enslave."

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