Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning, Friends and neighbors.....

We are loving the warm weather.............

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Weee, breakfast....is served!

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Moving day.........

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I don't want to be around him for breakfast....

I might be it!

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Amazing sculptures from used tires....

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Shhhh, he's doing his taxes.......

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Okay, Okay....Shhhhhh!....

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Guess who's waiting for food?

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Cat stew?? 

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Wow, thats bad.....one question?...WHY?

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Our Buddy......ENO..
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~~ General Motors announced that they’re recalling 1.3 million

compact cars in North America to address a power steering problem.
Apparently, since President Obama took over the company,
all of the cars are veering to the left.

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~~ Kathryn Bigelow won Best Director for “The Hurt Locker,”
about the Iraq war.
But she forgot to thank the two people without whom this film could
have never been made: Bush and Cheney.

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~~ How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall.
but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?

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~~ Just two days after being told by his doctor to cut down on his
cholesterol, President Obama went to a Savannah restaurant and had
a meal that included fried chicken and blueberry pudding.
That’s why he’s in favor of healthcare, he’s going to need it.

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~~ Pete was so proud of his fancy new Cadillac that he invited a
priest, a minister, and a rabbi to come and bless it.
The priest approached the auto, sprinkled holy water over it, and
chanted in Latin.
The minister invoked the name of the almighty and led them all in
silent prayer.
The rabbi sang a psalm and cut off the end of the tailpipe.

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~~ During the firemen’s strike of1978, the British Army had taken over
emergency fire fighting and on 14 January they were called out by an
elderly lady in South London to retrieve her cat which had become
trapped up a tree.
They arrived with impressive haste and soon discharged their duty.
So grateful was the lady that she invited them all in for tea.
Driving off later, with fond farewells completed, they ran over
the cat and killed it!..

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~~ They used to say "Dammit" Now they say "Crap".
Six letter words are too difficult?

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~~ A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the
Highlands.
They had been silent for a while, when the lass said,
"A penny for your thoughts."
The lad was a bit abashed, but he finally said, "Well,
I was thinkin' how nice it would be if ye'd give me a wee bit of a kiss."
So she did so.
But he again lapsed into a pensive mood which lasted long enough
for the lass to ask him, "What are ye thinkin' now?"
To which the lad grumbled, "Well, I was hopin' ye hadn't forgot the penny!"

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~~ Former President Bush is writing a book about how he made
decisions in the White House.
The book has two chapters: heads and tails.

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~~ I bought my girlfriend a mood ring..
it turns green when she's in a good mood,
it leaves red lumps on my head when she's in a bad mood..

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~~ 911 can i help you?
caller: yes, there is a cat that just entered my house...help!
911: what do you mean the cat entered your house? are you in danger?
caller: a cat, C-A-T, cat, do you know what a cat is?
he's walking right towards me.
911: i dont understand is this a joke?
caller: no. a cat. the kind that goes meow. hes getting closer,
please send someone now.
911: i'm dont see what the problem is with a cat walking towards you.
caller: IT'S GOING TO KILL ME AND IT'S GOING TO BE ALL YOUR
FAULT.
911: who is this
caller: its the parrot...... for gods sake help me.
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Todays Thought:  The Time of happiness once you waste, never comes again.

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